she was to please her husband and never upset him. So the first morning
of her honeymoon the young Japanese bride crawled out of bed after
making love, stooped down to pick up her husband's clothes, and
accidentally lets out a big fart.
She looked up and said: "Aww So sorry...excuse please, front hole so
happy back hole laugh out loud."
(sorry if this offended anyone it just cracked me up
)