No Speaka da English

[Fruitcakes101]

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down
and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind
them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she
hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come
together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together
again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the
lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in
pubic places about our sex lives........."

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'
abouta sexa? I'm a justatellin' my frienda how to spella
'Mississippi'."