Women Drivers

Fruitcakes101 · Post by **Fruitcakes101** » September 23, 2003 9:01 am

Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my
left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph
with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped
my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear
which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the flippin' phone, soaked my trousers,
and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers ! !

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » September 23, 2003 9:37 am

So he was able to talk on the phone while shaving and eating a donut while having a cup of coffee between his legs and steering with his knees and he was driving just fine. All the woman was doing was putting eyeliner on and she couldn't even stay in her own lane???
Yep! Darn woman drivers!

Fruitcakes101 · Post by **Fruitcakes101** » September 23, 2003 12:37 pm

nycparrothead wrote:So he was able to talk on the phone while shaving and eating a donut while having a cup of coffee between his legs and steering with his knees and he was driving just fine. All the woman was doing was putting eyeliner on and she couldn't even stay in her own lane???
Yep! Darn woman drivers!

I should have known YOU would chime in

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » September 23, 2003 1:27 pm

Fruitcakes101 wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:So he was able to talk on the phone while shaving and eating a donut while having a cup of coffee between his legs and steering with his knees and he was driving just fine. All the woman was doing was putting eyeliner on and she couldn't even stay in her own lane???
Yep! Darn woman drivers!
I should have known YOU would chime in

Heehehehehehe

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » September 23, 2003 8:14 pm

That woman was a WIMP! I used to (emphasis on USED to) be known for being able to drive my 5-speed car through town while eating an ice cream cone!