the Indian and the Toilet Paper

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » September 29, 2003 4:14 pm

An Indian (feather) walks into the General Store, and tells the clerk he needs to purchase some toilet paper. The clerk takes him to the appropriate aisle, and tells him what is available:

"We have White Cloud, that is the most expensive. We also have Charmin, which is a bit less costly, and we have this gereric, no-name stuff that's real cheap."

The Indian picks up and examines each brand "White Cloud, me like-um name, no like-um price. Charmin, Price ok, but no like-um name." He then picks up the generic package "Me like-um price, me take home and give name". He proceeds to pay for his purchase, and heads back to the reservation.

2 weeks pass by, and the Indian returns to the General Store. As he walks in, the clerk recognizes him, and calls him to the counter:

"So, what did you name that toilet paper?" the clerk asks.
"Me name-um John Wayne" the Indian replies.
"Why on Earth would you name it John Wayne?"
"'Cause it's rough as hell, and take no s*** off Indian"

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » September 30, 2003 10:29 am

Air M'Ville Cap'n · September 30, 2003 12:45 pm

daddymention · Post by **daddymention** » September 30, 2003 9:59 pm

Very nice!!!

...and I love John Wayne!!!

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » September 30, 2003 10:15 pm

Ugh-um!