The Dangers of Never Being Satisfied

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The Dangers of Never Being Satisfied

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Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into
the clouds.

After climbing to the first cloud he met a smelly, unattractive woman
who said "have sex with me or climb the ladder to success".

This was not a hard choice for Jack. Jack ran up the ladder.

At the next cloud he met a better looking woman who said, "have sex
with me or climb the ladder to success".

Figuring it only got better, Jack chose to climb the ladder further
up.

At the next cloud he met the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen.

She looked at him and begged, "Please have sex with me or climb the
ladder to success".

Jack was extremely tempted, but figured it could only get better. He
chose to climb the ladder at least one more time.

At the next cloud Jack was startled when a greasy, 300 pound, naked
man with a huge penis grabbed him.

Jack screamed, "Who the hell are you?!!!"

The man replied..........

"I'm Cess".
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