Anything And Everything Marlins vs Yankees

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » October 24, 2003 12:19 pm

"Can't.....hit.......starting.....pitching!!!!!!!

kitty · Post by **kitty** » October 24, 2003 12:20 pm

NYCPORT wrote:YEP!

Matt...because I love you....my plan is to get you too drunk tonight at my party..then you'll be too hung over to go to the game tomorrow...so you won't have to see your tean lose in the bottom of the 9th! Aren't I a good friend???

LesPaul30 · Post by **LesPaul30** » October 24, 2003 12:20 pm

Beauty over age. And what a great scene in the house Marino built!

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » October 24, 2003 1:20 pm

Yes, my Yankees are down 3 games to 2, but I feel SO DAMN GOOD today, and here's why-
Yesterday afternoon while at the grocery store, as I exited the store and was headed for the car with my steaks, frozen onion rings, and other artery clogging goodies, I had my Yankee cap on. Just as I got to my car, this young, snot-nosed, arrogant BRAT who looked to be about 20, cap on backwards, about six earrings in each ear, what looked to be spiked hair under his Darth Vader cap, and a pair of shorts that looked about 10 sizes too big comes up to me, looking like the typical spoiled little a-hole of that generation who's so used to getting his own way or he'll by-God hold his breath until he DOES, gets about a foot away from me, and screams "YANKEES s***."
I set my groceries down, AND SUCKER-PUNCHED THAT BASTARD SO HARD ACROSS THE CHOPS, I think he went flying across half the parking lot, landing on his STUPID, ARROGANT, DUMB A$$!!! The little $hit couldn't move!
That felt 100 times better than seeing Boone's home run against the Red Sox last Thursday.
Yes, the Yankees lost last night, but HOT DAMN, sometimes life is SO good to me.

LESSONS WE HOPE THE LITTLE $HIT LEARNED:
1)KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, OR IT WILL BE SHUT FOR YOU
2)IF YOU NEED TO INSULT YANKEE FANS, BE SMART LIKE SOME OF THE PEOPLE HERE, AND DO IT FROM THE SAFETY OF YOUR COMPUTER!!!

Have a great day, everyone. I already AM.

Air M'Ville Cap'n · Post by **Air M'Ville Cap'n** » October 24, 2003 1:23 pm

Wino you know wrote:Yes, my Yankees are down 3 games to 2, but I feel SO DAMN GOOD today, and here's why-
Yesterday afternoon while at the grocery store, as I exited the store and was headed for the car with my steaks, frozen onion rings, and other artery clogging goodies, I had my Yankee cap on. Just as I got to my car, this young, snot-nosed, arrogant BRAT who looked to be about 20, cap on backwards, about six earrings in each ear, what looked to be spiked hair under his Darth Vader cap, and a pair of shorts that looked about 10 sizes too big comes up to me, looking like the typical spoiled little a-hole of that generation who's so used to getting his own way or he'll by-God hold his breath until he DOES, gets about a foot away from me, and screams "YANKEES s***."
I set my groceries down, AND SUCKER-PUNCHED THAT BASTARD SO HARD ACROSS THE CHOPS, I think he went flying across half the parking lot, landing on his STUPID, ARROGANT, DUMB A$$!!! The little $hit couldn't move!
That felt 100 times better than seeing Boone's home run against the Red Sox last Thursday.
Yes, the Yankees lost last night, but HOT DAMN, sometimes life is SO good to me.

LESSONS WE HOPE THE LITTLE $HIT LEARNED:
1)KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, OR IT WILL BE SHUT FOR YOU
2)IF YOU NEED TO INSULT YANKEE FANS, BE SMART LIKE SOME OF THE PEOPLE HERE, AND DO IT FROM THE SAFETY OF YOUR COMPUTER!!!

Have a great day, everyone. I already AM.

Haha that's great

pirateat30 · Post by **pirateat30** » October 24, 2003 1:32 pm

too funny Wino

iuparrothead · Post by **iuparrothead** » October 24, 2003 1:39 pm

Just for argument's sake, and because we all know how much we like arguments around here lately...

Wino, would you be part of the that kid's parents generation?

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » October 24, 2003 1:42 pm

I would have to GUESS that I am. I don't know how old his parents are, obviously. But they're probably close to my age. (52).
You're point is.....................................................

Caribbean Soul · Post by **Caribbean Soul** » October 24, 2003 1:45 pm

wino-

Can you maybe make a road trip sometime?

On a slightly different note...
IF the Marlins do end up winning this thing, I would like to go on record now with my vote for their MVP: Alfonso Soriano.

iuparrothead · Post by **iuparrothead** » October 24, 2003 1:46 pm

Wino you know wrote:I would have to GUESS that I am. I don't know how old his parents are, obviously. But they're probably close to my age. (52).
You're point is.....................................................

I'm not in any way suggesting anything. I have my own personal theory about the Y generation, but it's not something that is for this thread. Plus, I genuinely don't think anyone wants to hear my theory...seriously...

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » October 24, 2003 1:48 pm

I'd be TOO happy to make a road trip to your area, C.S., I'm way overdue for some REAL fun.

And yes, should the Marlins put it away in 6 or 7 games, definately give the MVP award to Mr. Sorry-a$$hole.

LesPaul30 · Post by **LesPaul30** » October 24, 2003 1:55 pm

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » October 24, 2003 1:58 pm

Tiki Bar · Post by **Tiki Bar** » October 24, 2003 2:30 pm

"It says MOOPS!"

Boy those Marlins are pesky! (bastards!)

BuPHett · Post by **BuPHett** » October 24, 2003 2:33 pm

Interesting commentary...

Read on...

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/playoffs2 ... id=1645498

NYCPORT · Post by **NYCPORT** » October 24, 2003 2:47 pm

I love Wino! Can I be your new best friend???

BottleofRum · Post by **BottleofRum** » October 24, 2003 3:13 pm

Wino you know wrote:Yes, my Yankees are down 3 games to 2, but I feel SO DAMN GOOD today, and here's why-
Yesterday afternoon while at the grocery store, as I exited the store and was headed for the car with my steaks, frozen onion rings, and other artery clogging goodies, I had my Yankee cap on. Just as I got to my car, this young, snot-nosed, arrogant BRAT who looked to be about 20, cap on backwards, about six earrings in each ear, what looked to be spiked hair under his Darth Vader cap, and a pair of shorts that looked about 10 sizes too big comes up to me, looking like the typical spoiled little a-hole of that generation who's so used to getting his own way or he'll by-God hold his breath until he DOES, gets about a foot away from me, and screams "YANKEES s***."
I set my groceries down, AND SUCKER-PUNCHED THAT BASTARD SO HARD ACROSS THE CHOPS, I think he went flying across half the parking lot, landing on his STUPID, ARROGANT, DUMB A$$!!! The little $hit couldn't move!
That felt 100 times better than seeing Boone's home run against the Red Sox last Thursday.
Yes, the Yankees lost last night, but HOT DAMN, sometimes life is SO good to me.

LESSONS WE HOPE THE LITTLE $HIT LEARNED:
1)KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, OR IT WILL BE SHUT FOR YOU
2)IF YOU NEED TO INSULT YANKEE FANS, BE SMART LIKE SOME OF THE PEOPLE HERE, AND DO IT FROM THE SAFETY OF YOUR COMPUTER!!!

Have a great day, everyone. I already AM.

Hmmm punching someone because you didn't like what they said, Jeff Nelson would be so proud!

BuPHett · Post by **BuPHett** » October 24, 2003 3:20 pm

Wino you know wrote:Yes, my Yankees are down 3 games to 2, but I feel SO DAMN GOOD today, and here's why-
Yesterday afternoon while at the grocery store, as I exited the store and was headed for the car with my steaks, frozen onion rings, and other artery clogging goodies, I had my Yankee cap on. Just as I got to my car, this young, snot-nosed, arrogant BRAT who looked to be about 20, cap on backwards, about six earrings in each ear, what looked to be spiked hair under his Darth Vader cap, and a pair of shorts that looked about 10 sizes too big comes up to me, looking like the typical spoiled little a-hole of that generation who's so used to getting his own way or he'll by-God hold his breath until he DOES, gets about a foot away from me, and screams "YANKEES s***."
I set my groceries down, AND SUCKER-PUNCHED THAT BASTARD SO HARD ACROSS THE CHOPS, I think he went flying across half the parking lot, landing on his STUPID, ARROGANT, DUMB A$$!!! The little $hit couldn't move!
That felt 100 times better than seeing Boone's home run against the Red Sox last Thursday.
Yes, the Yankees lost last night, but HOT DAMN, sometimes life is SO good to me.

LESSONS WE HOPE THE LITTLE $HIT LEARNED:
1)KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, OR IT WILL BE SHUT FOR YOU
2)IF YOU NEED TO INSULT YANKEE FANS, BE SMART LIKE SOME OF THE PEOPLE HERE, AND DO IT FROM THE SAFETY OF YOUR COMPUTER!!!

Have a great day, everyone. I already AM.

I seriously hope this is supposed to be a joke...

Hoosier PH · Post by **Hoosier PH** » October 24, 2003 3:28 pm

I was just thinking the same thing.

pirateat30 · Post by **pirateat30** » October 24, 2003 3:32 pm

NYCPORT wrote:I love Wino! Can I be your new best friend???

Just don't say a word when he is around

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