Proverbs
Posted: October 23, 2003 7:29 pm
CHINESE PROVERBS:
"Man who run in front of car get tired."
"Man who run behind car get exhausted."
"Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day."
"Foolish man give wife grand piano.... wise man give upright organ"
"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok."
"Man with one chopstick go hungry"
"Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails."
"Baseball is wrong....Man with four balls cannot walk!"
"Panties not best thing on earth....but next to it."
"War doesn't determine who right....war determines who's left."
"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house."
"Man who sleep in cat house by day....sleep in dog- house by night."
"Man who fight with wife all day....get no piece at night."
"Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"
"It takes many nails to build crib.....but one screw to fill it."
"Man who drive like hell....bound to get there!"
"Man who sit on tack get point!" "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"
"Man who lives in glass house should change in basement!"
"Man who fish in other man's well often catches crabs."
"Man who farts in church sits in own pew."
"Man who jumps from tall building....jumps to conclusion."
"Crowded elevator smell different to midget."
"Man who run in front of car get tired."
"Man who run behind car get exhausted."
"Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day."
"Foolish man give wife grand piano.... wise man give upright organ"
"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok."
"Man with one chopstick go hungry"
"Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails."
"Baseball is wrong....Man with four balls cannot walk!"
"Panties not best thing on earth....but next to it."
"War doesn't determine who right....war determines who's left."
"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house."
"Man who sleep in cat house by day....sleep in dog- house by night."
"Man who fight with wife all day....get no piece at night."
"Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"
"It takes many nails to build crib.....but one screw to fill it."
"Man who drive like hell....bound to get there!"
"Man who sit on tack get point!" "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"
"Man who lives in glass house should change in basement!"
"Man who fish in other man's well often catches crabs."
"Man who farts in church sits in own pew."
"Man who jumps from tall building....jumps to conclusion."
"Crowded elevator smell different to midget."