Groaners- I love these cheesy jokes
Posted: October 23, 2003 7:36 pm
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but
> don't start anything."
>
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> A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't serve
> food in here."
>
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> A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
>
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> A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says
> "A beer please, and one for the road."
>
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> Two antenna meet on a roof, fall in love and get married the ceremony
> wasn't much but the reception was great.
>
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> Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to
> Dolly "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
>
> "I don't believe you," said Dolly.
>
> "It's true, no bull!"
>
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> Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron." The other
> says "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."
>
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> A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says "My dog's cross-eyed,
> is there anything you can do for him?"
>
> "Well" says the vet "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up
> and examines his eyes, checks his teeth, etc. Finally he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
>
> "What? Just because he's cross-eyed???"
>
> "No, because he's really, really heavy."
>
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> Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire
> in the craft, it sank. This proves once and for all that you can't
> have your kayak and heat it too.
>
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> -
> What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
>
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> Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and
> says "d*m!".
>
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>
> don't start anything."
>
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------
> A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't serve
> food in here."
>
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------
> A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
>
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------
> A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says
> "A beer please, and one for the road."
>
> --------------------------------------------------------------------
> Two antenna meet on a roof, fall in love and get married the ceremony
> wasn't much but the reception was great.
>
> --------------------------------------------------------------------
> Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to
> Dolly "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
>
> "I don't believe you," said Dolly.
>
> "It's true, no bull!"
>
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------
> Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron." The other
> says "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."
>
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------
> A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says "My dog's cross-eyed,
> is there anything you can do for him?"
>
> "Well" says the vet "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up
> and examines his eyes, checks his teeth, etc. Finally he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
>
> "What? Just because he's cross-eyed???"
>
> "No, because he's really, really heavy."
>
> -----------------------------------------------
> Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire
> in the craft, it sank. This proves once and for all that you can't
> have your kayak and heat it too.
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> -
> What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
>
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------
> Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and
> says "d*m!".
>
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>
