Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from
their park bench. Ethel said, "You know, Mabel, I've been reading this 'Sex
and Marriage' book and all they talk about is 'mutual orgasm'.
'Mutual orgasm' here and 'mutual orgasm' there -- that's all they seem to
talk about.
Tell me, Mabel, when your husband was alive, did you two ever have 'mutual
orgasm'?"
Mabel thought for a long while. Finally, she shook her head and said, "No, I
think we had State Farm."
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