The Bartender

FinsUp328 · Post by **FinsUp328** » November 4, 2003 2:37 pm

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She
gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he
arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to
hers. When he does she begins to gently caress his full beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both
hands.

"Actually, no,"the man replied.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him" she says, running her
hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't", breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can
do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues,
running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a
couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to s*ck them
gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to ask.

"Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper
towels in the ladies room."

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » November 4, 2003 11:39 pm

Post by **SMLCHNG** » November 4, 2003 11:43 pm

Ceol na Mara · Post by **Ceol na Mara** » November 5, 2003 11:55 pm

EEEWWW!!

Tiki Bar · Post by **Tiki Bar** » November 6, 2003 2:27 pm

OMG!!!

daddymention · Post by **daddymention** » November 7, 2003 4:26 am

That is too funny!!!