Celibacy

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SMLCHNG
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Celibacy

Post by SMLCHNG »

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition
imposed by environmental encounters .


While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend,
Walter and his wife Ann, listened to the instructor
declare, " It is essential that husbands and wives
know the things that are important to each other."

He addressed the men : " Can you name and
describe your wife's favorite flower?"

Walter leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently and
whispered, "Pillsbury All-purpose, isn't it ? "





Thus began Walter's life of celibacy.
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Post by nycparrothead »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Ceol na Mara »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That is too funny!! I can't stop laughing! I have to tell that to hubby! Tomorrow is our 30th anniversary. I wonder does Alan know my favorite flower?
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Post by phjrsaunt »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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My love is staying an anchor tied to you with that silver chain.
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