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Manatee Number Leads to Sex Chat Line

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Thought I’d share this story I ran across!

Manatee Number Leads to Sex Chat Line

I’m sure a lot of people were shocked when they called to report an injured Manatee… :D
Image...She's growin' up too fast for me,
And askin' lots of questions ...
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Thats where to call if you want to "spank your Manatee" :o
"Boat drinks, waitress we........nevermind"
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Cubbie Bear wrote:Thats where to call if you want to "spank your Manatee" :o
LMFAO!!!

Yeah baby! Who's yer manatee??!!! :lol: :lol:
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Post by Fruitcakes101 »

nycparrothead wrote:
Cubbie Bear wrote:Thats where to call if you want to "spank your Manatee" :o
LMFAO!!!

Yeah baby! Who's yer manatee??!!! :lol: :lol:
Why is it YOU always find these threads :roll: :lol:

:o ok so maybe they won't notice that I do too :lol: :lol:
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Fruitcakes101 wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:
Cubbie Bear wrote:Thats where to call if you want to "spank your Manatee" :o
LMFAO!!!

Yeah baby! Who's yer manatee??!!! :lol: :lol:
Why is it YOU always find these threads :roll: :lol:

:o ok so maybe they won't notice that I do too :lol: :lol:
I was going to ask why you are always the one that posts right after me in these threads! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'll be your manatee baby! :lol: :lol:
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nycparrothead wrote:
Fruitcakes101 wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:
Cubbie Bear wrote:Thats where to call if you want to "spank your Manatee" :o
LMFAO!!!

Yeah baby! Who's yer manatee??!!! :lol: :lol:
Why is it YOU always find these threads :roll: :lol:

:o ok so maybe they won't notice that I do too :lol: :lol:
I was going to ask why you are always the one that posts right after me in these threads! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'll be your manatee baby! :lol: :lol:
Sorry that is just the stalker in me :lol: :lol:

Manatee's live in very cold water ya know :o :lol: :lol: Oh your use to that
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Post by Cubbie Bear »

Quote (annoymous poster) "So many Manatee's, so little time"
"Boat drinks, waitress we........nevermind"
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Fruitcakes101 wrote:Manatee's live in very cold water ya know :o :lol: :lol: Oh your use to that
I think it will be wise of me to not respond to that..... :lol:
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Post by Air M'Ville Cap'n »

Fruitcakes101 wrote: Manatee's live in very cold water ya know :o :lol: :lol: Oh your use to that
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Air M'Ville Cap'n wrote:
Fruitcakes101 wrote: Manatee's live in very cold water ya know :o :lol: :lol: Oh your use to that
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
HEY!!! Aren't you the guy from the Mini Matinee DVD???? Can I have your autograph?? :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol:
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nycparrothead wrote:
Fruitcakes101 wrote:Manatee's live in very cold water ya know :o :lol: :lol: Oh your use to that
I think it will be wise of me to not respond to that..... :lol:
It can't make things worse so give it a try. :lol: :lol:
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Post by Cubbie Bear »

Hey buddy watch that Mini-Manatee thing :x
"Boat drinks, waitress we........nevermind"
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Fruitcakes101 wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:
Fruitcakes101 wrote:Manatee's live in very cold water ya know :o :lol: :lol: Oh your use to that
I think it will be wise of me to not respond to that..... :lol:
It can't make things worse so give it a try. :lol: :lol:
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Cubbie Bear wrote:Hey buddy watch that Mini-Manatee thing :x
It's not the size of the Manatee that counts. It's how well it can avoid boat motors! :o :o
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Post by Fruitcakes101 »

Cubbie Bear wrote:Hey buddy watch that Mini-Manatee thing :x
Hey Cubbie maybe if you switch your hats around you could avoid those comments :o :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by nycparrothead »

Fruitcakes101 wrote:
Cubbie Bear wrote:Hey buddy watch that Mini-Manatee thing :x
Hey Cubbie maybe if you switch your hats around you could avoid those comments :o :lol: :lol: :lol:
ROTFLMAO!!!!
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Post by Tiki Bar »

Cubbie Bear wrote:Hey buddy watch that Mini-Manatee thing :x
Cold water... Elaine Benes... They shrink?
You’re still grinning, we’re still winning, nothing left to say
I’m still gliding as I go flying down this endless wave
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Post by Cubbie Bear »

No....Steel only dents and rusts :wink:

I gotta find me a new avatar or a bigger hat
"Boat drinks, waitress we........nevermind"
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Post by Fruitcakes101 »

Cubbie Bear wrote:No....Steel only dents and rusts :wink:

I gotta find me a new avatar or a bigger hat
Well the cowboys wear 10 gallon hats.... :o :lol: :lol:

you go russell up yourself one of them there hats and come on back and give us a look see, ya hear :o :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Cubbie Bear »

But wouldn't that give a whole new meaning to our Red Sox phriends slogan......."Cowboy Up"
"Boat drinks, waitress we........nevermind"
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