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saintsomewhere
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by saintsomewhere »
Thought I’d share this story I ran across!
Manatee Number Leads to Sex Chat Line
I’m sure a lot of people were shocked when they called to report an injured Manatee…

...She's growin' up too fast for me,
And askin' lots of questions ...
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Cubbie Bear
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by Cubbie Bear »
Thats where to call if you want to "spank your Manatee"

"Boat drinks, waitress we........nevermind"
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nycparrothead
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by nycparrothead »
Cubbie Bear wrote:Thats where to call if you want to "spank your Manatee"

LMFAO!!!
Yeah baby! Who's yer manatee??!!!

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Fruitcakes101
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by Cubbie Bear »
Quote (annoymous poster) "So many Manatee's, so little time"
"Boat drinks, waitress we........nevermind"
He ain't wrong he's just different
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nycparrothead
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by nycparrothead »
Fruitcakes101 wrote:Manatee's live in very cold water ya know

Oh your use to that
I think it will be wise of me to not respond to that.....

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Fruitcakes101
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by Fruitcakes101 »
nycparrothead wrote:Fruitcakes101 wrote:Manatee's live in very cold water ya know

Oh your use to that
I think it will be wise of me to not respond to that.....

It can't make things worse so give it a try.

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by Cubbie Bear »
Hey buddy watch that Mini-Manatee thing

"Boat drinks, waitress we........nevermind"
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by nycparrothead »
Cubbie Bear wrote:Hey buddy watch that Mini-Manatee thing

It's not the size of the Manatee that counts. It's how well it can avoid boat motors!

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Fruitcakes101
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by Tiki Bar »
Cubbie Bear wrote:Hey buddy watch that Mini-Manatee thing

Cold water... Elaine Benes... They shrink?
You’re still grinning, we’re still winning, nothing left to say
I’m still gliding as I go flying down this endless wave
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by Cubbie Bear »
No....Steel only dents and rusts
I gotta find me a new avatar or a bigger hat
"Boat drinks, waitress we........nevermind"
He ain't wrong he's just different
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by Cubbie Bear »
But wouldn't that give a whole new meaning to our Red Sox phriends slogan......."Cowboy Up"
"Boat drinks, waitress we........nevermind"
He ain't wrong he's just different
but his pride won't let him do things to make you think he's right