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What happens when...?

Posted: December 7, 2003 7:29 pm
by Desdamona
What happens when you have…

1) Nothing to do,

2) A sharp knife,

3) A large lime,

4) A patient cat,

5) Too much tequila,

6) And it's football season?
















MARGARITA CAT!!!
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Posted: December 7, 2003 7:49 pm
by SMLCHNG
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: December 7, 2003 8:37 pm
by SchoolGirlHeart
OMG, that's hilarious, Des!! :D :D :D

Posted: December 8, 2003 10:17 am
by Tiki Bar
I just posted the same joke... titled "Cats". Then I read the "new" ones, and you beat me to it!!! I love it nonetheless! :D :D :D

Posted: December 8, 2003 10:21 am
by ngaparrothead
Absolutely hilarious!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: December 8, 2003 1:29 pm
by tikitatas
GAWD!! Love it!!!! :D

Posted: December 8, 2003 1:41 pm
by East Texas Parrothead
That is just freakin' hysterical!!!! Thanks for sharing, Des. :wink:

Posted: December 8, 2003 1:43 pm
by zanth
Awesome!!!! It's about time felines get into selling booze. Spuds was soo...like....80's

Posted: December 8, 2003 1:44 pm
by rednekkPH
Cute. I bet a few 1.5" drywall screws would help hold it on better :roll:

Posted: December 8, 2003 1:45 pm
by zanth
rednekkPH wrote:Cute. I bet a few 1.5" drywall screws would help hold it on better :roll:
We'll try on you first...anyone got a watermellon?

Posted: December 8, 2003 8:47 pm
by phjrsaunt
zanth wrote:
rednekkPH wrote:Cute. I bet a few 1.5" drywall screws would help hold it on better :roll:
We'll try on you first...anyone got a watermellon?
Anybody got a patient pig to go with that watermelon????? :wench: