Old Age
Posted: December 16, 2003 10:10 am
Subject: : Old Age
An old farmer in Alabama had owned a large farm for several years. He
had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe
courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up
for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go
down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it
over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with
glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny
dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they
all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him,
"We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man replied, "I didn't
come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the
pond naked." "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every
time...
An old farmer in Alabama had owned a large farm for several years. He
had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe
courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up
for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go
down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it
over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with
glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny
dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they
all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him,
"We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man replied, "I didn't
come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the
pond naked." "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every
time...