Top ten signs you've been diving too much........
Posted: December 22, 2003 12:25 am
Top ten signs that you have been diving
too much this summer.
10- You have to put your total number of
dives in scientific notation.
9- You look back at your logbooks and
realize you've spent more time at decompression than
at uni.
8- You're permanently prune-figured.
7- Your dive log is available on Amazon.com.
6- You have named all the buff bream on
your favourite wreck.
5- You worry that your office elevator
is ascending too quickly.
4- You've stopped logging your dives
because it's easier to just log your surface
intervals.
3- Your "time to fly" is measured in
months.
2- Your picture appears on fish
identification tables.
1- You clear your ears prior to stepping
on a down escalator.
too much this summer.
10- You have to put your total number of
dives in scientific notation.
9- You look back at your logbooks and
realize you've spent more time at decompression than
at uni.
8- You're permanently prune-figured.
7- Your dive log is available on Amazon.com.
6- You have named all the buff bream on
your favourite wreck.
5- You worry that your office elevator
is ascending too quickly.
4- You've stopped logging your dives
because it's easier to just log your surface
intervals.
3- Your "time to fly" is measured in
months.
2- Your picture appears on fish
identification tables.
1- You clear your ears prior to stepping
on a down escalator.