Winemakers Joke

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Winemakers Joke

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10 Cooperage (Barrel maker) terms that sound dirty but aren't:

10. Loose Bungs
9. Having it hot for a long time to ensure deep penetration
8. Silicone Bungs
7. Burnt bung hole
6. Head leak
5. Hand splitting
4. Standard 50 mm bunghole
3. Leaky cracks
2. Toasted heads

and #1

1. The tongue in groove method...
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Post by SchoolGirlHeart »

:o :o :o

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by SMLCHNG »

:lol: :P :o Now that's interesting, Corey!!! :lol:
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Post by island_hopper »

*giggling....hehehe* That's pretty phunny....... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by sailingagain »

Sounds like a fun profession. :)
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Post by MojosMama »

There's a liquor store in Salem, MA called Bunghole Liquors. I always wondered................ :wink:

I used to have a corkscrew keychain from them that read "I got it in the Bunghole.....Salem, MA" :o
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Re: Winemakers Joke

Post by jeepgirl »

redwinemaker wrote:10 Cooperage (Barrel maker) terms that sound dirty but aren't:

10. Loose Bungs
9. Having it hot for a long time to ensure deep penetration
8. Silicone Bungs
7. Burnt bung hole
6. Head leak
5. Hand splitting
4. Standard 50 mm bunghole
3. Leaky cracks
2. Toasted heads

and #1

1. The tongue in groove method...

Oh I am so proud of you :o
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