Ed Zachary Disease
Posted: January 28, 2004 12:57 pm
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or
any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong
with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known
Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all
your crose." The woman did as she was told.
"Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again,
the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad.
You haf Ed Zachary Diseaz. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf
sex or dates."
The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary
Disease?"
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied: " is when your
face look Ed Zachary like your butt.
any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong
with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known
Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all
your crose." The woman did as she was told.
"Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again,
the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad.
You haf Ed Zachary Diseaz. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf
sex or dates."
The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary
Disease?"
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied: " is when your
face look Ed Zachary like your butt.
