New Federal Agency

redwinemaker · Post by **redwinemaker** » February 3, 2004 4:40 am

One hundred-fifty years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire Alan Pinkerton a private investigator for protection.That was the beginning of the Secret Service.

Since that time, the federal government has produced a large number of multi-letter agencies such as: FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc.

Now we have the "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service". Can't you see them now, these 'highly trained' men and women in their black outfits with jackets saying across the backs: "F.A.T.A.S.S." The FATASS's are of course supervised by a special section of the HomeLand Security Section known as: Airport Security Service Home Office Logistics Enhancement Section or ASSHOLES.

I feel safer already.

pair8head · Post by **pair8head** » February 3, 2004 1:54 pm

Ceol na Mara · Post by **Ceol na Mara** » February 6, 2004 1:55 am