A store that sells husbands has just opened in Michigan where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to
any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the
sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last
boyfriend, but I wonderwhat's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The
woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says "But I wonder
what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the
woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more, further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor! sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please...
Husband Shopping
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I'm really starting to think this is true!!rednekkPH wrote:...proof that women are impossible to please...
Maybe later...
Just trying to get by being quiet and shy!!
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PISHAW!!!CRC Parrothead wrote:rednekkPH wrote:...proof that women are impossible to please...
My love is staying an anchor tied to you with that silver chain.
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Ya got me on that one. I left my little orphan annie decoder ring at homephjrsaunt wrote:PISHAW!!!
