A sampling
Posted: February 23, 2004 6:10 pm
SURVEY ON MEN DS
A recent study found out which days men prefer to have sex. It was found that
men preferred to engage in sexual activity on the days that started with the
letter "T."
Examples of those days are as follows:
Tuesday
Thursday
Thanksgiving
Today
Tomorrow
Thaturday
Thunday
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A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the
middle of the night:
5% said it was to get a glass of water
12% said it was to go to the toilet
83% said it was to go home
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The perfect breakfast.......as a man sees it...
He's sitting at the table and his son is on the cover of Wheaties,
his mistress is on the cover of Playboy,
and his wife is on the back of the milk carton.
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(Q) What's the best form of birth control after 50?
(A) Nudity
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(Q) What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
(A) 45 lbs
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(Q) What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
(A) 45 minutes
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(Q) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?"
(A) Through his chest with a sharp knife.
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(Q) What do you call a smart blonde?
(A) A golden retriever.
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(Q) Why did OJ Simpson move to W. Virginia?
(A) Everyone has the same DNA.
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(Q) What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
(A) A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage
along with a recipe.
__________________________________
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(Q) What's the difference between a northern fairy tale and a southern fairy
tale?
(A) A northern fairy tale begins "Once upon a time."
A southern fairy tale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this s***.
A recent study found out which days men prefer to have sex. It was found that
men preferred to engage in sexual activity on the days that started with the
letter "T."
Examples of those days are as follows:
Tuesday
Thursday
Thanksgiving
Today
Tomorrow
Thaturday
Thunday
_________________________________
A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the
middle of the night:
5% said it was to get a glass of water
12% said it was to go to the toilet
83% said it was to go home
__________________________________
The perfect breakfast.......as a man sees it...
He's sitting at the table and his son is on the cover of Wheaties,
his mistress is on the cover of Playboy,
and his wife is on the back of the milk carton.
__________________________________
(Q) What's the best form of birth control after 50?
(A) Nudity
__________________________________
(Q) What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
(A) 45 lbs
__________________________________
(Q) What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
(A) 45 minutes
__________________________________
(Q) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?"
(A) Through his chest with a sharp knife.
__________________________________
(Q) What do you call a smart blonde?
(A) A golden retriever.
________________________________
(Q) Why did OJ Simpson move to W. Virginia?
(A) Everyone has the same DNA.
__________________________________
(Q) What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
(A) A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage
along with a recipe.
__________________________________
_________________________________
(Q) What's the difference between a northern fairy tale and a southern fairy
tale?
(A) A northern fairy tale begins "Once upon a time."
A southern fairy tale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this s***.
