Males vs. Female (aka Mars vs. Venus)
Posted: February 26, 2004 12:15 pm
Eight Words with two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female......Any part under a car's hood.
Male..........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.........Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
partner.
Male..........Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip
with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male........... Trying not to hit on other women while out with
this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male..........Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female......An Embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male..........A source of entertainment, self-expression, male
bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can
achieve.
Male..........Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to
another.
Male...........A device for scanning through all 375 channels
every 5 minutes.
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female......Any part under a car's hood.
Male..........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.........Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
partner.
Male..........Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip
with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male........... Trying not to hit on other women while out with
this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male..........Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female......An Embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male..........A source of entertainment, self-expression, male
bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can
achieve.
Male..........Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to
another.
Male...........A device for scanning through all 375 channels
every 5 minutes.