this little old lady
Posted: March 14, 2004 11:52 pm
there was a little old lady who started to lose her faculties. so her family put her in a home. it was a nice home and she loved to race the wheelchairs.
one day, she was racing down the hall and a new tenent jumped out of his room and stopped her. he said "you're going too fast let me see a drivers lisence."
she put her hand in her robe and pulled out a button.
he studied it and said, "you need to slow down. if you do it again, i'm going to be harsher."
the next day she went racing down the hallway and he jumped out of his room and said, " ok, i mean it, i want to see your drivers lisence AND your registration!"
she reached in her robe and pulled out a stick of gum.
he said, "i have really had it! if you do this again, thier will be hell to pay!"
she flipped him off and went on down the hallway.
the next day he had decided to really stick it to her.
so she's racing down the hall, and he jumps out of her stark naked!
she screams, "OH! NO! NOT THE BREATHALIZER"
one day, she was racing down the hall and a new tenent jumped out of his room and stopped her. he said "you're going too fast let me see a drivers lisence."
she put her hand in her robe and pulled out a button.
he studied it and said, "you need to slow down. if you do it again, i'm going to be harsher."
the next day she went racing down the hallway and he jumped out of his room and said, " ok, i mean it, i want to see your drivers lisence AND your registration!"
she reached in her robe and pulled out a stick of gum.
he said, "i have really had it! if you do this again, thier will be hell to pay!"
she flipped him off and went on down the hallway.
the next day he had decided to really stick it to her.
so she's racing down the hall, and he jumps out of her stark naked!
she screams, "OH! NO! NOT THE BREATHALIZER"
