the costume party

tallship38 · Post by **tallship38** » March 15, 2004 5:47 pm

there was a man who wanted to throw a costume party. not just any costume party, something different. so he decided to throw an "emotions" party.
the door bell rings and he opens the door. there stands a man who is green from head to toe. he asks "welcome! what are you supposed to be?"
the man replies, "i'm green with envy."
"oh, ok. that's pretty good."
the door bell rings and a woman stands there pink from head to toe. he asks, "what are you supposed to be?"
"i am tickled pink."
well the man was enjoying all this and it continued with each guest.
then the door bell rings. the man opens the door and there stood a man, naked, with a tire around his private parts.
the man asks, "may i help you?"
the naked man replies, "yea, i'm here for the party!"
"are you sure you have the right party? this is an emotions party."
"oh, yea! that's the party i'm looking for!"
the man asks, "ok........what are you supposed to be?"
"oh, i'm f*^$#g despair."

Ceol na Mara · Post by **Ceol na Mara** » March 16, 2004 5:53 pm