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Posted: March 18, 2004 5:40 pm
by 12Volt
PA Phinhead wrote:Play Ball!
2,3,4
Where's my per diem
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Coral Rhymer Band (this one has always thrown me)
Fingers gonna bat (I think this is where the confustion lies)
Hey, Bobby where're the keys to the rent-a-car
Jimmy, Jimmy, can I open the show in Atlanta, please
Ignore me, don't ever start a band

I read the lyrics were: Ladies and Gentlemen, The Carl Reiner Band
And the last line is "Warning, don't ever start a band"

How the heck do you get those boxes with parts of a post to appear on a reply? Hope you know what I mean.
PA Phinhead, just click on "quote" over in the right of the box you actually want to quote.

Posted: March 18, 2004 5:56 pm
by Sidew13
cmpete wrote:and I'd swear it IS

"God I still feel pain
I wish I had some cocaine
But that's been gone since early this morn" :roll:
I agree

Posted: March 18, 2004 9:08 pm
by bravedave
Stop me if I've told this one before...


too late :D

During Boat Drinks, when he sings, "I gotta fly to st. somewhere"
I thought he was saying, "I've got a plot of sand somewhere"
as if remembering a forgotten beach house or island hideaway.


I like mine better :evil:

Posted: March 18, 2004 9:52 pm
by ladyparrothead
Sidew13 wrote:
cmpete wrote:and I'd swear it IS

"God I still feel pain
I wish I had some cocaine
But that's been gone since early this morn" :roll:
I agree
I thought so too!

Posted: March 18, 2004 11:15 pm
by son of a beach
In The Weather Is Here it sounds to me like "Finger's is on deck" in the beginning

Posted: March 18, 2004 11:32 pm
by mrsmcg
Harbour Shark wrote:This link has a whole bunch of misheard lyrics, if anyone is interested:


http://www.amiright.com/misheard/artist ... immy.shtml


Some are kind of funny, some are well.... just plain stupid.
ROTFLMAO!!!!! This is the funniest thing I've read in a loong time. As always, the best part is that I can relate to it!

Posted: March 18, 2004 11:51 pm
by blondstranger128
My keet is almost 5 and she askes me "Momma, what is "Jeemy" saying?" (She's southern like her Mom) I had to explain who John Wayne was in Incommunicado and why a pole was Ma Bell in Life is Just a Tire Swing. You can't start them too young with good culture. :wink:

Posted: March 19, 2004 12:26 am
by northeasternparrothead
i STILL don't know what a STILL is in god's own drunk....

:D

Posted: March 19, 2004 12:29 am
by springparrot
northeasternparrothead wrote:i STILL don't know what a STILL is in god's own drunk....

:D
Really?
You don't???

Posted: March 19, 2004 3:02 am
by island_hopper
The other night I was listening to the recent San Jose show and I caught my four year old keet singing along to WDWGDAS......and I braced myself to see what she was going to sing when it came to the infamous line.....

She sang: "Why don't we get drunk, that's true"! :lol:

Posted: March 19, 2004 4:03 am
by daddymention
island_hopper wrote:The other night I was listening to the recent San Jose show and I caught my four year old keet singing along to WDWGDAS......and I braced myself to see what she was going to sing when it came to the infamous line.....

She sang: "Why don't we get drunk, that's true"! :lol:

That's very cute....!! :lol: :lol: :D

Posted: March 19, 2004 5:56 am
by chalksoperations
Back to Jai-Alai, if you're coming down to the Lauderdale show, you should spend a couple hours one evening at the Dania Fronton. It is at the intersection of US1 and A1A. They have a sports bar and simulcast betting there. If you watch the match, read up on the rules and how it's played. Although kind of easy to pick up once you watch, knowing the rules will make it easier.

BTW, Hemingway used to frequent the original Miami Fronton which was built in the '20's.

The Dania Fronton is the one Jimmy was talking about in PB.

Posted: March 19, 2004 8:27 am
by shakerofsalt
My 3 year old insists it is " Cheeseburger and Parrot Ice".

Posted: March 19, 2004 8:31 am
by One Particular Cheesehead
Great topic!

When I first heard Margaritaville in 1977, I was 8 years old. I thought he was searching for a "lost shaker of soul." What the hell did I know about putting salt on a margarita glass? Soul made as much sense as salt.

I got my nephew into Buffett at an early age and he thought Jimmy was singing about "four lonely days in my brown baggy Hanes"! If you're wearin' a pair of Hanes for four days, they would be baggy and you would definitely be lonely!!

Posted: March 19, 2004 8:38 am
by SMLCHNG
shakerofsalt wrote:My 3 year old insists it is " Cheeseburger and Parrot Ice".
:lol: That works! ;)

Posted: March 19, 2004 9:23 am
by pirate@43
northeasternparrothead wrote:i STILL don't know what a STILL is in god's own drunk....

:D
http://www.ibiblio.org/moonshine/make/make.html


Image

Posted: March 19, 2004 11:02 am
by carolinagirl
PalmettoSon wrote:
ladyparrothead wrote:
tdparrothead wrote:I was reading a book on misunderstood lyrics and it says that people think Jimmy say "I blew out my flip-flop, stepped on a poptart". I never heard that, nor do I know of anyone who has cut their heel on a poptart.
They probably too young to know what a poptop was :o
I had to have it explained to me when I was younger.
Anybody who went to the beach barefoot in the 60s or 70s has stepped on a poptop and cut their heel. I know I did! That's why they started making them stay attached. And no wonder they started that urban legend to collect the poptops for some kid with leukemia or for dialysis, so that people wouldn't drop those curly razorsharp menaces on the ground! :D :D :D

A remora

Posted: March 19, 2004 11:07 am
by carolinagirl
I love this topic... Great comments!

I wondered for 25 years what "feels like Airamori" was in Fins... Thought it was some reference to some kind of Greek character I'd never heard of, til my hubby at the last Buffett concert sang it out loud enough for me to hear, and I went "OHHHHH! A remora!" The fish that sucks onto a shark for a ride, that makes sense. :roll: :oops: :roll:

Posted: March 19, 2004 11:36 am
by JMUparrothead
In Jamaica Mistaica, I thought he was saying "conjureplain" instead of ganja plane :lol: I thought conjureplain meant to think or something... sounded like a word! ... I was 14 so I guess thats not really that dopey of me, I don't think I knew what ganja meant.

Posted: March 19, 2004 11:37 am
by LonePalm1
Last year tailgaiting for the TIKI TOUR in chicago.. i caught my older sister (who is 32) singing.. "You can shake the hand of the MANGLED man, as he greets you at the border." We laughed at her all night.

Mindy
aka parrothead1980