A man's sitting at a bar and up on stage is a midget playing the best piano he's ever heard. the guy sits there for a while just enjoying the show and finally asks the bartender, "Hey, I just gotta know, where did you get that piano player?"
The bartender leans in. "You've been tipping pretty good, so I'll let you in on a secret. I've got a genie in the backroom. For $100, I'll let you go back and have one wish."
The guy give the bartender the money and they go to the back room. The genie pops out of his lamp. "What can I do for you?"
"I want a million bucks."
"Huh?"
"I want a million bucks."
"Oh, okay." poof. "It's done, walk outside."
The guy walks back into the bar and there's a million DUCKS all over the place. He goes up to the bartender and says, "Hey, give me my money back. I asked for a million bucks and that crappy genie gave me a million ducks!"
The bartender smiles and says, "Do you really think I asked for a twelve inch pianist?"
Great piano player
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