The Lion Tamer

[RhumChum]

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two
people show up. One is a good looking older man in his
mid-sixties and the other is a gorgeous brunette in her
mid-twenties.

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar
coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last
tamer so you guys better be good or you're history.
Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who
wants to try out first?"

The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the
chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the
lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and
begins to charge her. About half way there, she throws
open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The
lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to
her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He
continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several
minutes and then rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He says,
"I've never seen a display like that in my life." He
then turns to the older man and asks, "Can you top
that?"

The older man replies, "No problem, just get that lion
out of the way."