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Zang! Who is that, prowling amidst the fields! It is Poohbear, hands clutching a burning branch! She grunts thunderously:

"As sure as predators devour prey, man, that's some good coffee!"

With my username I got:
Hark! Who is that, sprinting on the mini-mall parking lot! It is Ngaparrothead, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He bellows mightily:

"Hail the blood-letting! The enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!!"

With my given name I got:
Rampaging along the cliffs, brandishing a studded crowbar, cometh Matthew! And he gives an ominous howl:

"I'm going to contort you like a first grade teacher, then make toast!!!"

Prowling along the fields, swinging a burning branch, cometh Parrotsgirl! And she gives a mighty scream:

"I'm going to pummel you until the laws of physics are violated!!!"


and with my real name

Yea, verily: Who is that, running out of the fields! It is Lisa, hands clutching two hardened pitas! She screams thunderously:

"I'm going to brutalize you for such a long time, you will see ultraviolet!!"

And at first I put a capital "L"....ummmmmm I couldnt post that response

Who is that, skulking amidst the steppes! It is Ragtopw, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a cruel roar, his voice cometh:

"You in some s*** now, muhfuh! I shall traumatize the entire planet!!"
These folks have seen me angry
using my name with a capital:
Running on the steppes, attacking with a reflective halberd, cometh Wayne! And he gives an ominous howl:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! Skulls will be f*****for Satan!"

Lo! Who is that, striding across the hotel lobby! It is Zanth, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He howls gutterally:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I hereby snap and go berzerk!!"

going berzerk with a screwdriver, yeah, I could see that

and

Sprinting over the mountains, clutching a thorned whip, cometh Darren! And he gives a mighty cry:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I slice through beating hearts until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!!"

ragtopW wrote: "Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! Skulls will be f*****for Satan!"

Damn ragtop, you're hardcore...

Hark! Who is that, running out of the fields! It is RhumChum, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a mighty cry, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to pound you so painfully, you will polymorph into Godzilla!"

YEEHAW!!!!!!I'm from the south, whatd'ya expect?

Hark! Who is that, prowling amidst the cliffs! It is Son Of A Beach, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He howls ominously:

"For the love of beatings, I hereby snap and go berzerk!!!"

Sure............I'll have another

Who is that, skulking over the fields! It is BilltheLizard, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a gutteral scream, his voice cometh:

"Hail the blood-letting! I hereby snap and go berzerk!!"

I have had days that I felt this way.

Apparently Son Of A Beach and myself come from the same reflective halberd tribe. However, his sect reigns from the cliffs while mine rule the fields. Together we shall form as one and conquer all.

Prowling out of the icy wasteland, swinging an oversized scalpel, cometh St.somewhere! And he gives a cruel scream:

"I'm going to smash you for such a long time, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!"

Zang! Who is that, prowling over the tundra! It is Port, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a cruel roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pummel you backwards in time!!"

Prowling amidst the cliffs, swinging buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Pepe T. Pirate! And she gives a spectacular scream:

"I'm going to clobber you until you pee fire!!!"

Grrrrrrrrr, I'm such a meanie!

And my own name:

Meandering amongst the dunes, brandishing a Corona six-pack in each hand, Natalie bounds into the bonfire light. With a huge grin on her face, she gives a mighty roar:

"DUDE, LET'S PARTY!!!!!"

LIPH wrote:Prowling out of the tarmac, carrying a burning branch, cometh LIPH! And he gives a spectacular roar:

"I'm going to f*#k you past the point of no return!"

ROTFL !!!

Using my BN name

Prowling on the candy store, brandishing a burning branch, cometh DejaLola! And she gives a low bellow:

"I'm going to hump you until you deflate!"




OK, this is scary.... I used my real name the next time....what on earth does this say about me ???

Zang! Who is that, rampaging amidst the cliffs! It is Wendy, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a vengeful cry, her voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to ***** you until the sun burns out!"