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Posted: April 17, 2004 6:20 pm
by ragtopW
andfour or five years slipped away "He Went To Paris ''
Posted: April 17, 2004 6:21 pm
by SchoolGirlHeart
this one I had to hunt for....
Travelin' light and travelin' clean
In my 9 wheel blue and white travelin' machine
Travelin' Clean... High Cumberland Jubilee
Posted: April 17, 2004 6:29 pm
by SchoolGirlHeart
I was
God's own drunk and a fearless man
And that's when I first saw the bear
He was a Kodiak lookin' fella `bout
19 feet tall
this is fun....
Posted: April 17, 2004 6:31 pm
by SchoolGirlHeart
13, 14, 16, 17, 18..... unaccounted for.....
(and the "11" we do have so far is *weak*!)
Posted: April 17, 2004 6:36 pm
by zanth
We got
80 feet of the waterline.
Nicely making way.
-Southern Cross
Maybe a bit of a stretch.
Please be sure to post the ones you settle on, this is a cool idea

Posted: April 17, 2004 6:41 pm
by zanth
I spent
4 lonely days in a brown LA haze,
and I just want you back by my side
- Come Monday

Posted: April 17, 2004 6:41 pm
by SchoolGirlHeart
okay, here's a REAL stretch:
16: Meet Me in Memphis... Tennessee was the 16th state to join the Union
Posted: April 17, 2004 8:38 pm
by *wahine*surfer

thanks so much everyone for all of your great ideas, i wouldn't have gotten this project done in time without your help! i bow down to the people who know all things buffett

i'm going to try to put this together... i'll let you know how it turns out... i can't wait to see everyone who'll be at the tampa show, and hopefully i'll see the rest of you in ft. lauderdale! mahalo and aloha!!
Posted: April 17, 2004 9:04 pm
by Phins1026
15. Please take your drunkin 15 y.o. girlfriend home.
17. I know a drink ain't the solution,
I ain't had one in seventeen years ........The Tiki Bar Is Open
Posted: April 18, 2004 1:08 am
by Desdamona
THREEs:
Pirate Looks at Forty
Wanted to sail upon your waters since I was
three feet tall
Fins
It took her
three days on a train
Three days on a boat
Volcano
Don't want to land in the
Three Mile Island
Door Number Three
My whole world lies waiting behind door number
three
A Pirate Looks At Forty
Wanted to sail upon your waters since I was
three feet tall
Jamaica Mistaica
Three swell kids, lots of toys and a lovely wife.
(There are more 3s, but I'm sure that's plenty to choose from, right?

)
FOURs
He Went To Paris
And
four or five years slipped away
Death Of An Unpopular Poet
From his book that cost
four ninety-nine
Come Monday
I spent
four lonely days in a brown L. A. haze
Reggae Accident
Four rastas in a rambler
God's Own Drunk
went to sleep, slept for
four hours, and dreamt
Prince of Tides
While the
foursome plays on borrowed days
FIVEs
Ragtop Day
The
five o'clock Friday blows
My baby meets me at the
five and dime
Cowboy In The Jungle
Tryin' to cram lost years into
five or six days
Take Another Road
Like a novel from the
five and dime
He Went To Paris
And four or
five years slipped away
Landfall
I lived half my life in an eight by
five room
West Nashville Grand Ballroom Gown
So I stopped by the roadside and I gave her
five dollars
SEVENs
Desdemona's Building A Rocket Ship
Seven Sisters, She Hears Her Distant Sisters
Treetop Flyer
I could be a rambler from the
Seven Dials
Fruitcakes
We're
seven years from the millenium
It's Midnight And I'm Not Famous Yet
Seven come eleven
Countin' the Cows Every Day
Aw, the train leaves at
seven, all go to heaven
EIGHT
Landfall
I lived half my life in an
eight by five room
NINEs
Travelin' Clean
In a
nine wheel blue and white travelin' machine
Permanent Reminder of a Temporary Feeling
but a short
nine months later
OK. I'm tired now...
I'll do the harder ones tomorrow.

Posted: April 18, 2004 1:24 am
by Desdamona
Who am I kidding...???
Here's the rest of what I can find right now:
TWELVEs
Twelve Volt Man
I Heard I Was In Town
We'd stay for
twelve or ten
(but I
still don't know 12 or 10
what)
FIFTEENs
Great Filling Station Holdup
We got
fifteen dollars and a can of STP
Please Take Your Drunken Fifteen Year-old Girlfriend Home
Livingston Saturday Night
Fifteen may get ya twenty, that's all right
SIXTEEN
Livingston Saturday Night
Sixteen may get ya twenty, that's all right
(Yeah, I know. He can't make up his mind if it's 15 or 16...)
TWENTYs
Stories We Could Tell
Nameplate on the glass brought back
twenty melodies
Life Is Just A Tire Swing
And who would've figured
twenty years later
He Went To Paris
And
twenty more years slipped away
Please Take Your Drunken Fifteen Year-old Girlfriend Home
She said a cab cost
twenty bucks
Livingston Saturday Night
Fifteen (or Sixteen) may get ya
twenty, that's all right
Manana
While the lights of St. Thomas lie
twenty miles west
Boat Drinks
Twenty degrees and the hockey game's on
Looks like Jimmy needs to write or record a few more songs with numbers in them.

Posted: April 18, 2004 1:53 am
by godsowndrunk73
the most lately blatently obvious its 5 oclock in Milwaukee
Posted: April 18, 2004 2:04 am
by Desdamona
ONEs
Makin' Music For Money
One penny for playin' a song
A Pirate Looks At Forty
Though I ran 'em away, they'd come back one day
He Went To Paris
Locked in his attic one day
And left him with only one eye
Cuban Crime of Passion
One night he did wind up playin' in Havana town
One night he did find her in the arms of Shrimper Dan
Billy Voltaire had no one to claim him, he was buried on pauper's hill
And no one talks about 'em no more, it happened just a week ago
They Don't Dance Like Carmen No More
Jus' doin' the Rhumba as no one else dared
Just doin' the Boogie as no one else dared
Love and Luck
And no one's keeping score
Money Back Guarantee
One day you'll be glad I came around
No One Talks to the Captain No More
(And many more...)
TWOs
A Pirate Looks At Forty
Yes I am a pirate, two hundred years too late
And I have been drunk now for over two weeks
Great Filling Station Holdup
Cost me two good years
Peanut Butter Conspiracy
It was a two man operation
Banana Republics
soon a word of spanish or two
The Weather is Here, Wish You Were Beautiful
He'll try the service in a day maybe two
Lone Palm
While out on the beach there are two empty chairs
Kick It In Second Wind
We got two more hours to go
Big Rig
If I had my own two ways
Pencil Thin Mustache
A two toned Ricky Ricardo jacket
Boat Drinks
Waitress I need two more boat drinks
SIX s
First Look
Six days later I was feeling like a missing link
Margaritaville
Strummin' my six-string
Six String Music
West Nashville Grand Ballroom Gown
Six hours later we hit Cincinnati
Cowboy In The Jungle
Tryin' to cram lost years into five or six days
Boat Drinks
This mornin', I shot six holes in my freezer
TENs
Grapefruit-Juicy Fruit
Ten speed
They Don't Dance Like Carmen No More
Ten cents dance, I might take a chance
Death Of An Unpopular Poet
In a doghouse ten feet 'round
Gypsies in the Palace
I'll send Snake out to pick you up tomorrow night at ten
Cliches
Is where he's gonna find a good ten-cent cigar
Cowboy In The Jungle
From a bronco ride to a ten foot tide
It's Midnight And I'm Not Famous Yet
Or my ten dollar yo yo yo
I Heard I Was In Town
We'd stay for twelve or ten
OK. I'm done now...
Posted: April 18, 2004 2:06 am
by Desdamona
godsowndrunk73 wrote:the most lately blatently obvious its 5 oclock in Milwaukee
Does Milwaukee really qualify as "somewhere"?

(But that's an Alan Jackson song...)
Posted: April 18, 2004 9:40 am
by Phins1026
Posted: April 18, 2004 10:01 am
by *wahine*surfer

wow... yall are awesome!

Posted: April 18, 2004 12:26 pm
by Desdamona
It's easy when you have a "back door" weblink to COBO
Easy... but still a lot of work.
Liz, I hope you can find what you need. Those other numbers
between 13 and 20 may be impossible...

Posted: April 18, 2004 1:38 pm
by phjrsaunt
I bow to your greatness, Des!
My GOODNESS!

Posted: April 18, 2004 7:29 pm
by Desdamona
A shame i'm not as good at or diligent about things that
need to be done...

NOTE: Only two lyrical references to "aunt"s...
Life Is Just A Tire Swing
When we'd have to eat on Easter with my crazy old uncle and
aunt
Creola
While
Auntie Mae was sayin' grace