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If you were God for a day, what would you do?
Posted: April 22, 2004 4:19 am
by ohmyhell
howdy everyone, if you were God for a day, what would you do? i think i would go up to everyone and bless them. then i would kick back and have jimmy buffett go fishing on my imaginary wonder woman boat.
Re: If you were God for a day, what would you do?
Posted: April 22, 2004 6:29 am
by mrmiata
ohmyhell wrote:howdy everyone, if you were God for a day, what would you do? i think i would go up to everyone and bless them. then i would kick back and have jimmy buffett go fishing on my imaginary wonder woman boat.
I'd give myself a Mulligan on the whole "Creation" thing.
Posted: April 22, 2004 8:56 am
by Key Lime Lee
I would make it clear to organized religion that their focus should be on my message, not their agenda.
Then I'd help the Cubbies win a series.
Posted: April 22, 2004 8:59 am
by Cubbie Bear
You Da God
Posted: April 22, 2004 9:00 am
by rednekkPH
I'd have that book which was written about me moved to the fiction section where it belongs.
Posted: April 22, 2004 9:13 am
by LIPH
I'd give Britney Spheres and all the other talent free bimbettes permanent laryngitis.
Posted: April 22, 2004 9:17 am
by rednekkPH
LIPH wrote:I'd give Britney Spheres and all the other talent free bimbettes permanent laryngitis.
Good idea. Then they could devote their lives to something that would actually benefit humanity...like posing in Playboy!
Posted: April 22, 2004 9:29 am
by jkortum
Posted: April 22, 2004 9:51 am
by bubba phan
Posted: April 22, 2004 9:52 am
by Evil Dave
I'd change that commandment to "Thou shalt not worship false idols, except Jimmy". Oh, and I'd get rid of Ticketmaster.
Posted: April 22, 2004 10:11 am
by AlbatrossFlyer
smite someone, just for the hell of it.... the whole god works in mysterious ways thingy....
Posted: April 22, 2004 10:17 am
by AlbatrossFlyer
better yet, i'd carry out the second coming thing that's become so popular in the christian book series that i can't remember the name of.... only the true christians will be spared, all the non believers will be killed off. well i'd spare everyone but the true believers..... oops god's got a cruel sense of humor
Posted: April 22, 2004 10:23 am
by rednekkPH
AlbatrossFlyer wrote:well i'd spare everyone but the true believers.
WOO-HOO I'm in!
Posted: April 22, 2004 10:25 am
by CUparrot
I'd make JB immortal so he could perform forever and ever and ever and ever.....and all generations of humankind from here until enternity would be able to enjoy his music.
I'd also make it so that the venues he played would always have tickets available to all BN-ers.
Posted: April 22, 2004 10:25 am
by Tiki Bar
Posted: April 22, 2004 10:27 am
by tommcat327
I DONT THINK YOU WANT TO KNOW
Posted: April 22, 2004 10:32 am
by 12vmanRick
tommcat327 wrote:I DONT THINK YOU WANT TO KNOW
I second that!
Posted: April 22, 2004 10:32 am
by rednekkPH
tommcat327 wrote:I DONT THINK YOU WANT TO KNOW
Hey TC, long time no post! Glad to see you're back. I was afraid maybe you ran off to join the seminary
Posted: April 22, 2004 11:25 am
by tommcat327
rednekkPH wrote:tommcat327 wrote:I DONT THINK YOU WANT TO KNOW
Hey TC, long time no post! Glad to see you're back. I was afraid maybe you ran off to join the seminary
I TRIED TO BUT THEY THREW ME OUT WHEN I TRIED TO CONVERT THEM TO ATHEISTS
Posted: April 22, 2004 11:30 am
by rednekkPH
tommcat327 wrote: I TRIED TO BUT THEY THREW ME OUT WHEN I TRIED TO CONVERT THEM TO ATHEISTS
Yeah, for some reason, they're kinda touchy about that.
