Cats
Posted: April 24, 2004 3:30 am
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
~Unknown~
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
~Anonymous~
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
~Jeff Valdez
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
~An English Proverb~
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
~Ellen Perry Berkley
"One cat just leads to another."
~Ernest Hemingway~
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
~Mary Bly~
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good
many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
~Joseph Krutch~
"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life."
~Faith Resnick~
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."
~Anonymous~
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of the
cats is infinitely superior."
~Hippolyte Taine~
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."
~Albert Schweitzer~
"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
~Ernest Menaul~
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
~Unknown~
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
~Colette~
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.
True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."
~Missy Dizick~
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats."
~Colonial American Proverb~
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."
~Joseph Wood Krutch~
"Dogs have owners -- Cats have staff"
~Unknown~
We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic.
Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture.
It's my cat's world. I'm just here to open cans.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.
To err is human - to purr, feline.
~Unknown~
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
~Anonymous~
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
~Jeff Valdez
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
~An English Proverb~
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
~Ellen Perry Berkley
"One cat just leads to another."
~Ernest Hemingway~
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
~Mary Bly~
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good
many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
~Joseph Krutch~
"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life."
~Faith Resnick~
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."
~Anonymous~
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of the
cats is infinitely superior."
~Hippolyte Taine~
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."
~Albert Schweitzer~
"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
~Ernest Menaul~
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
~Unknown~
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
~Colette~
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.
True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."
~Missy Dizick~
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats."
~Colonial American Proverb~
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."
~Joseph Wood Krutch~
"Dogs have owners -- Cats have staff"
~Unknown~
We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic.
Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture.
It's my cat's world. I'm just here to open cans.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.
To err is human - to purr, feline.
