Enjoy them or cry and whine over them as you will!!!
No doubt some certain people are going to find some of the following offensive....oh well such is life...( Remember, they are just jokes...)
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Three baseball fans leave the stadium after a game and come
across a dead, naked man with breasts lying in the middle
of the street. After they call the cops, they each take off
their baseball caps and place them on the dead man out of
respect and to cover his private parts until the cops arrive.
The first fan places his Boston Red Sox cap over his left
breast, the second places his Phillies cap on his right breast
and the third fan places his Yankees cap on his pubic area.
The cops finally arrive, and the officers take statements from
the fans to find out what happened. After explaining that they
found his naked and covered him up with their caps, the cop
went over to examine the body. He briefly lifted the Red Sox
cap, and quickly replaced it; then he lifted the Phillies cap,
and also quickly replaced it.
However, when he lifted the Yankees cap, he stared and stared
for what seemed to be two or three minutes. Finally, he let
the cap drop, walked away, wrote in his notebook, then returned
and lifted the Yankees cap once again and stared for a long time.
As he was walking away the second time, the fans were curious
and stopped him and asked him why he spent so much time looking
at the man's genitalia, and he said, "It's the first time I've
seen anything but an a**hole under a Yankees cap."
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Q: What do Alex Rodriguez and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both wear a glove for no apparent reason!
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Q: Did you hear about Yankee stadium falling apart?
A: A huge beam fell through the deteriorating roof. In fact,
this was the first time the Yankees have had a problem with
crack without it resulting in the suspension of a player.
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Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in Central Park when
one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly,
the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dog's
collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.
A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes
over to interview the boy. "Young Rangers Fan Saves Friend
from Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Rangers fan," the little hero replied. "Sorry,
since we are in New York, I just assumed you were," said the
reporter. "Yankees Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack"
he continued writing in his notebook.
"I'm not a Yankees fan either," the boy said. "I assumed
everyone in New York was either for the Rangers or Yankees.
What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Red Sox fan," the child replied. The reporter starts
a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Bastard from
Boston kills Beloved Family Pet."
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Q: What do the Red Sox and lawn furniture have in common?
A: They both fold and end up in the cellar after Labor Day!
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Q: What is the difference between a Fenway Frank and a
Yankee Frank?
A: You can get a Yankee Frank in October!
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Q: What do you call 25 men watching the World Series?
A: The Boston Red Sox
POW-MIA, YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN!!! 
