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11bravo
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Diets

Post by 11bravo »

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. Its a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.
1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of fatty sausages and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparentle what kills you.
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:o Uh-Oh :o
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