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Ilph
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Pirate humor

Post by Ilph »

How much did the pirate pay for his earrings?



A buck an ear.

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Post by sailingagain »

:-? :-? :-? :-? :-?

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Post by buffettbride »

I'm not sure that was worth the two clicks it took to read it!! :P
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Post by Ilph »

Hey, I just post them. I don't write them. :wink:
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Post by Caribbean Soul Man »

Is that all you've got? It's humpday, I need something to smile about
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you can't lay on the beach and drink rum all day if you don't start in the morning 8)

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Post by rednekkPH »

Caribbean Soul Man wrote:Is that all you've got? It's humpday, I need something to smile about
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Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?
Under his buckin' hat :roll:
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Post by pair8head »

How about the trick or treater who came as a pirate. Lady asked him where are your buckeneers?
and he said under my bucken hat.
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Post by buffettbride »

Caribbean Soul Man wrote:Is that all you've got? It's humpday, I need something to smile about
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Maybe ask the pirate if he'll show you his piercing!!
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Post by pair8head »

rednekkPH wrote:
Caribbean Soul Man wrote:Is that all you've got? It's humpday, I need something to smile about
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Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?
Under his buckin' hat :roll:
Damn redneck you must have hit submit as I was hitting post reply.
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Post by Caribbean Soul Man »

This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
And the pirate says...
Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
you can't lay on the beach and drink rum all day if you don't start in the morning 8)

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Post by phjrsaunt »

AAARGGHH!!! :wench:
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Post by Sidew13 »

:lol: :lol:
Trying to Take Another Road

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:lol: :lol:
Trying to Take Another Road

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Post by Duff »

All solid.

How much did the pirate pay for his corn?

A buck an ear.

Hah, hah, ha, oh nevermind.
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Post by phinzup »

Why couldn't the 4th grader get into see the new pirate movie?

It was rated "Arrrrr."

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