Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle
Posted: May 5, 2004 1:55 pm
1. Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when
I'm in the @#$%? box all day!
2. Not being able to check E-mail attachments
without first seeing who is behind me.
3. Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection
from any kind of gunfire.
4. That nagging feeling that if I just press the right
button, I will get a piece of cheese.
5. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
6. My walls are too close together for my hammock to
work right.
7. Women: Damned near impossible to adjust your bra or
slip without comment.
8. Men: Co-workers tend to stare when you take your
pants off.
9. 23 power cords, 1 outlet.
10. Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.
11. When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts
thrown at me.
12. Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.
I'm in the @#$%? box all day!
2. Not being able to check E-mail attachments
without first seeing who is behind me.
3. Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection
from any kind of gunfire.
4. That nagging feeling that if I just press the right
button, I will get a piece of cheese.
5. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
6. My walls are too close together for my hammock to
work right.
7. Women: Damned near impossible to adjust your bra or
slip without comment.
8. Men: Co-workers tend to stare when you take your
pants off.
9. 23 power cords, 1 outlet.
10. Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.
11. When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts
thrown at me.
12. Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.

