HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SH*T ON BY A BIRD?

pair8head · Post by **pair8head** » May 6, 2004 10:12 am

Got nailed right on the top of the head by a Seagull.
Guy next to me said he'd go get some toilet paper, but I stopped him, figured the bird would be long gone by the time he got back.

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » May 6, 2004 10:20 am

No but I was in the military and was carrying a few pizza's to these guys back at the barracks because it was my turn. Well the type pizza place in Germany only used a wax paper and a bird s*** and it landed in the middle of the wax paper. I made sure I didn't eat that one.

A1A BOUND · Post by **A1A BOUND** » May 6, 2004 10:21 am

pair8head wrote:Got nailed right on the top of the head by a Seagull.
Guy next to me said he'd go get some toilet paper, but I stopped him, figured the bird would be long gone by the time he got back.

I LIKE THAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » May 6, 2004 11:00 am

When I used to work on LI I was driving to the office one day with the window open and my arm resting on the door. A bird got me right on the sleeve of my suit jacket.

It was probably revenge for his brother bird who flew into my headlight and vaporized himself when I was driving home from school one day my sophomore year of college.

BilltheLizard · Post by **BilltheLizard** » May 6, 2004 11:22 am

Yep, Cedar Point Amusement Park. Standing in line to get a Churro. My wife thought it was the funniest thing.

Second bombing took place about a week ago. Went out to get something from the car and got hit right on my Redwings jersey, maybe that was a sign for things to come for my team.

longlinergirl · Post by **longlinergirl** » May 6, 2004 11:40 am

My father offered me this advice .....never look up with your mouth open......

bravedave · Post by **bravedave** » May 6, 2004 11:56 am

pair8head wrote:Got nailed right on the top of the head by a Seagull.
Guy next to me said he'd go get some toilet paper, but I stopped him, figured the bird would be long gone by the time he got back.

ROFLMAO!

I'm an Orioles fan, so I'm accustomed to that sort of treatment.

citcat · Post by **citcat** » May 6, 2004 12:33 pm

Seagull on the beach.

How rude. My son laughed so hard. A friend of ours got crapped on his head in Key West....those birds there HATE tourists!!!!!!!!!! He washed it off with a beer. WASTEFUL!

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » May 6, 2004 1:09 pm

Never!! I hope this doesn't put the jinx on me.

A1Jay · Post by **A1Jay** » May 6, 2004 2:37 pm

I really hate to tell this story but if I must.

I was about 14 and at about 9 am I was getting ready to run a 1 mile race....when waiting for the GO a bird shat upon me. THEN.......later that day I went golfing and was shat upon AGAIN!!!!!

Only twice, in my life, but in the same day! what are the odds on that one?!

CUparrot · Post by **CUparrot** » May 6, 2004 2:46 pm

In my case, I was sort of asking for it. I was at a zoo here in SC, and they have a lot of lorakeets there (little birds from Australia), and if you pay $1, you can get a little cup of food and take it in the enclosure with them and they'll come eat the food right out of your hand. It was fun, but next time I do it, I'll wear a raincoat.....

Blonde Stranger · Post by **Blonde Stranger** » May 6, 2004 3:04 pm

I was shat upon by the bluebird of happiness ...

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » May 6, 2004 3:09 pm

Blonde Stranger wrote:I was shat upon by the bluebird of happiness ...

Gives new to meaning to "so happy I could just s***"

phtnt · Post by **phtnt** » May 6, 2004 3:16 pm

citcat wrote:Seagull on the beach. How rude. My son laughed so hard. A friend of ours got crapped on his head in Key West....those birds there HATE tourists!!!!!!!!!! He washed it off with a beer. WASTEFUL!

that's alcohol abuse!!

island_hopper · Post by **island_hopper** » May 6, 2004 3:33 pm

I too have been shat upon while at the beach by a relentless seagull......

More funny though was the time years ago, after a Greatful Dead show, we were sitting somewhere out in the parking lot when a doggie came romping by and decided to take a p!ss on my friend! It was freakin' hilarious! He, needless to say wasn't too thrilled though.

fairhopeparrot · Post by **fairhopeparrot** » May 6, 2004 3:44 pm

One hot, humid, Alabama summer day I was trying to make my run for it from the car to the door at my boyfriends house when suddenly one of birds swarming around in the trees decided to practice his anal aiming capabilities on my head. Needless to say he was right on target. Damn bird! No more boat drinks for that one!!!

A1A BOUND · Post by **A1A BOUND** » May 6, 2004 11:49 pm

fairhopeparrot wrote:One hot, humid, Alabama summer day I was trying to make my run for it from the car to the door at my boyfriends house when suddenly one of birds swarming around in the trees decided to practice his anal aiming capabilities on my head. Needless to say he was right on target. Damn bird! No more boat drinks for that one!!!

DID SOMEONE SAY BOAT DRINKS?

citcat · Post by **citcat** » May 6, 2004 11:54 pm

"anal aiming capabilities".....now who does that remind me of?

poohbear1324 · Post by **poohbear1324** » May 7, 2004 8:38 am

i was in FL treasure island,feeding the birds on the beach.
i throw some bread in the air when all the sudden i got hit in the head
by a bird.
i was not hurt just stund.
joe and his mom thought it was funny.
joe also got it on tape.