Just a thought

island_hopper · Post by **island_hopper** » May 7, 2004 4:50 pm

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.

phtnt · Post by **phtnt** » May 7, 2004 4:51 pm

Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.

MojosMama · Post by **MojosMama** » May 7, 2004 4:53 pm

phtnt wrote:Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.

SPEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

phtnt · Post by **phtnt** » May 7, 2004 4:56 pm

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to DisneyLand, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "DisneyLand burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real DisneyLand, but it was getting pretty late.

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » May 7, 2004 9:53 pm

FUNNIEST THREAD EVER.

I think this even has the "Did you ever notice...." thread beat! At least this one won't get us in trouble

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » May 7, 2004 9:54 pm

If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » May 7, 2004 10:49 pm

phtnt wrote:One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to DisneyLand, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "DisneyLand burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real DisneyLand, but it was getting pretty late.

That is just cruel!

My daughter would kick your a$$ if you did that.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » May 7, 2004 10:50 pm

What I really wanna know is why hot dogs are sold in packages of 10 but hot dog buns are sold in packages of 8. You'd have to buy 4 packages of hot dogs and 5 packages of buns to make it work.

Well heck..with that many weeeners it's almost a party!

creeky · Post by **creeky** » May 7, 2004 10:52 pm

buffettbride wrote:What I really wanna know is why hot dogs are sold in packages of 10 but hot dog buns are sold in packages of 8. You'd have to buy 4 packages of hot dogs and 5 packages of buns to make it work.

Well heck..with that many weeeners it's almost a party!

Not that I have ever thought of this .. as we get our hot dogs in packets of 12 and the buns in 6 .. but I think the way you do ... it just is not logical!

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » May 7, 2004 10:54 pm

creeky wrote:
buffettbride wrote:What I really wanna know is why hot dogs are sold in packages of 10 but hot dog buns are sold in packages of 8. You'd have to buy 4 packages of hot dogs and 5 packages of buns to make it work.

Well heck..with that many weeeners it's almost a party!
Not that I have ever thought of this .. as we get our hot dogs in packets of 12 and the buns in 6 .. but I think the way you do ... it just is not logical!

It's because Americans ain't that smuckin fart sometimes! (Don't get me wrong, I love my country)

creeky · Post by **creeky** » May 7, 2004 10:56 pm

buffettbride wrote:
creeky wrote:
buffettbride wrote:What I really wanna know is why hot dogs are sold in packages of 10 but hot dog buns are sold in packages of 8. You'd have to buy 4 packages of hot dogs and 5 packages of buns to make it work.

Well heck..with that many weeeners it's almost a party!
Not that I have ever thought of this .. as we get our hot dogs in packets of 12 and the buns in 6 .. but I think the way you do ... it just is not logical!
It's because Americans ain't that smuckin fart sometimes! (Don't get me wrong, I love my country)

no, I think it can be a universal thing ... I cant think of examples right now - but we have the exact same thing ... just not with hot dogs!

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » May 7, 2004 11:12 pm

Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaught on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man."

island_hopper · Post by **island_hopper** » May 8, 2004 12:52 am

I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver.... and since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him.

Gypsy In The Palace · Post by **Gypsy In The Palace** » May 8, 2004 1:47 am

What would happen if you got scared half to death....twice?

Gypsy In The Palace · Post by **Gypsy In The Palace** » May 8, 2004 1:56 am

Oh and another thing: Whose dumb idea was it to call that bone in your arm the "funny" bone? Anybody who has ever been hit there knows that bone is anything but funny!

MojosMama · Post by **MojosMama** » May 8, 2004 9:31 am

Gypsy In The Palace wrote:Oh and another thing: Whose dumb idea was it to call that bone in your arm the "funny" bone? Anybody who has ever been hit there knows that bone is anything but funny!

Now that's humerus! (I'm killing time until 10 AM, can you tell?)

tellyRN · Post by **tellyRN** » May 8, 2004 12:43 pm

I did a search for the aforementioned "Did you ever notice" thread thinkin' that if it is anything like this one then it's probably pretty funny... but couldn't find it.. was it so scandalous that it was deleted?

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » May 8, 2004 5:50 pm

tellyRN wrote:I did a search for the aforementioned "Did you ever notice" thread thinkin' that if it is anything like this one then it's probably pretty funny... but couldn't find it.. was it so scandalous that it was deleted?

Yeah, it was deleted...

But it was understandable. We used A LOT of bandwith on that thread.

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » May 8, 2004 5:50 pm

MojosMama wrote:
Gypsy In The Palace wrote:Oh and another thing: Whose dumb idea was it to call that bone in your arm the "funny" bone? Anybody who has ever been hit there knows that bone is anything but funny!
Now that's humerus! (I'm killing time until 10 AM, can you tell?)

Lil'Bump · Post by **Lil'Bump** » May 8, 2004 6:10 pm

phtnt wrote:Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.

oh crap that was funny