The Perfect Job

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My first job was working in an orange juice factory,
but I got canned; couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it,
so they gave me the ax.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it
mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory
but that was too exhausting.

Then I tried to be a chef, figured it would add a little spice to my life
but I just didn't have the thyme.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it,
I couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician,
but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor,
but I didn't have any patience.

Next was a job in a shoe factory;
I tried but I just didn't fit in.

I became a professional fisherman,
but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

I managed to get a good job working for a plumber,
but the work was just too draining.

So then I got a job in a workout center,
but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as an
historian,
until I realized there was no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit,
because it was always the same old grind.

I tried to work as a cpa,
but that was too taxing.

SO I RETIRED AND I FOUND I AM PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

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