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Posted: May 14, 2004 12:42 pm
by phwtb
Positive Thought of the Day...

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well.

He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less

NOW -------- Enough of that ......

The donkey later came back and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected, and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.


MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:

When you do something wrong and try to cover your a**, it always comes back to bite you..

Posted: May 14, 2004 12:47 pm
by 12vmanRick
iuparrothead wrote:I got that little crabs problem taken care of...
TMI :o

Posted: May 14, 2004 12:54 pm
by ph4ever
12vmanRick wrote:
iuparrothead wrote:I got that little crabs problem taken care of...
TMI :o

I am so hopeing she ment this kind of crab problem

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as opposed to this kind

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Posted: May 14, 2004 12:55 pm
by LIPH
Either way, some of us don't like seafood.

Posted: May 14, 2004 1:05 pm
by phwtb
Four Play wrote:I'm leaving early today and going to the boat!!
can we go??? :D

Posted: May 14, 2004 1:09 pm
by tommcat327
iuparrothead wrote:I got that little crabs problem taken care of...
i thought you had lobsters

Posted: May 14, 2004 1:11 pm
by tommcat327
the moral of the story is dont throw dirt at donkeys

Posted: May 14, 2004 1:19 pm
by 12vmanRick
tommcat327 wrote:
iuparrothead wrote:I got that little crabs problem taken care of...
i thought you had lobsters
dude.. didn't need that mental image !

Posted: May 14, 2004 1:39 pm
by Mr Play
phwtb wrote:
Four Play wrote:I'm leaving early today and going to the boat!!
can we go??? :D
Can you be here in an hour? :D

Posted: May 14, 2004 1:46 pm
by phwtb
Four Play wrote:
phwtb wrote:
Four Play wrote:I'm leaving early today and going to the boat!!
can we go??? :D
Can you be here in an hour? :D
maybe... if I get that ticked off donkey to bring me... :o

Posted: May 14, 2004 1:48 pm
by phwtb
tommcat327 wrote:the moral of the story is dont throw dirt at donkeys
I was thinking the moral was more like don't buy one... then ya never have to cover your a**.... :( mybad....

Posted: May 14, 2004 2:11 pm
by iuparrothead
At least I didn't have herpes! :D

Posted: May 14, 2004 2:21 pm
by LIPH
iuparrothead wrote:At least I didn't have herpes! :D
The gift that keeps on giving. :o

Posted: May 14, 2004 3:21 pm
by phwtb
iuparrothead wrote:At least I didn't have herpes! :D

let's hope not :o

Posted: May 14, 2004 4:12 pm
by fairhopeparrot
Okay I'm going to stay away from the above crabs subject....

Positivity: I'm madly in love with my soon to be husband and I know that one day I will return to the place I feel the most at home. Life is pretty darn good especially since I woke up this morning. :D

Posted: May 14, 2004 4:21 pm
by Caribbean Soul Man
1) It's FRIDAY!
2) It's almost 5 o'clock!
3) In just 5 more w@rk days, we're heading south for a week on the beach!

Life is good... :D :D :D :D :D

Posted: May 14, 2004 5:13 pm
by redwinemaker
what a postitively positive thread about positivity

Posted: May 14, 2004 5:20 pm
by Cubbie Bear
So far the closest I have been to Ann is the keyboard, but I just washed my hands :o

Posted: May 14, 2004 5:29 pm
by CRC Parrothead
It's FRIDAY!!!!!! :D

Posted: May 14, 2004 5:39 pm
by Cubbie Bear
I'm positive I would walk through hell in a gasoline suit for T