Couple Wants Kids But Has Not Tried Sex

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OH MY GOD
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You are kidding? :o
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Post by 12vmanRick »

Um.. I vote that they are mentally handicap.. I mean DAMN.. what moron doesn't know how to use the love wand ? Even animals have a basic instinct of reproduction. sheesh.. :D
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I CAN TEACH THEM HOW TO HUMP!!!! :P :P :P
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nycparrothead wrote:I CAN TEACH THEM HOW TO HUMP!!!! :P :P :P
If he sends me his wife. I will send him back her with a video :pirate:
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My wife came down with that affliction after children :(
"Boat drinks, waitress we........nevermind"
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Post by MojosMama »

So THAT's how my keet happened. Huh! And here I thought it was something I ate. :o :roll:

(pssst...that's pretty scary)
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Cubbie Bear wrote:My wife came down with that affliction after children :(
dude.. sorry to hear that.. it happened to this friend of mine's wife too. He said she became a monk or nun whichever is appropriate.
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Post by zanth »

Hey, that has worked in the past. Think the kid was named Jebus or something like that...
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zanth wrote:Hey, that has worked in the past. Think the kid was named Jebus or something like that...
Yeah, he climbed that beanstock and stole some big dude's goose. Or do I have my fairy tales mixed up?
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Post by Tiki Bar »

Most couples want sex but necessarily the kids!!

Cubbie... sorry dude. :(
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And this was after the couple "tried" for 8 years?!?! :o
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Post by AlbatrossFlyer »

i just want to know, what were they trying?

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I want to know how they went without for 8+ years... wait... no I don't.
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Post by pair8head »

AlbatrossFlyer wrote:i just want to know, what were they trying?

My guess is they were trying to see if anybody would buy this load of bullshrimp.
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pair8head wrote:My guess is they were trying to see if anybody would buy this load of bullshrimp.
Mmmm...Bullshrimp. Such a creature would be surf-n-turf all in one critter :D
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Post by 12vmanRick »

AlbatrossFlyer wrote:i just want to know, what were they trying?
I don't know about him but after that long my love stick would be talking to me
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Post by Cubbie Bear »

And what exactly were they trying :o
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Post by zanth »

The guy forgot the most important thing needed for such a task - lots o alcohol :D :D
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