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sailingagain wrote:It sure ain't going in the bank!!!!! :pirate:
Bank of Bad Habits, maybe!
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Well-played. :pirate:
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Post by finz83 »

Ilph wrote:And now for my official stances on a few issues:

Imigration control:
You have six months to find a taxi cab driver's position, then you're back out on your ass
What about 7-11, how will they survive? (not to offend anyone, its all in fun)

I would like to make a toast and say that I proudly accept my new position and will perform my duties to the best of my ability.
My whole world lies waiting behind DOOR #3! In the meantime, I am just sippin' on a margarita.........
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finz83 wrote:What about 7-11, how will they survive? (not to offend anyone, its all in fun)

I would like to make a toast and say that I proudly accept my new position and will perform my duties to the best of my ability.
It's not 7-11, it's the Kwik-E Mart! "Thank you, come again."
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sailingagain wrote:Well-played. :pirate:
That's why I'm the President :wink:
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Post by iuparrothead »

May I quote of one of my favorite movie characters, Wooderson (Matthew McConaughey) from Dazed and Confused...

Alright, alright, alright... 8)

Might I be nominated as the supreme administrator, coordinator and facilitator of upside down margaritas!?!?! 8) 8) 8)
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iuparrothead wrote:Might I be nominated as the supreme administrator, coordinator and facilitator of upside down margaritas!?!?! 8) 8) 8)
Welcome to the campaign, Supreme Administrator, Coordinator and Facilitator of Upside Down Margaritas IUP!
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I think I found us some more votes, too!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... eName=WDVW
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Post by zanth »

Ilph wrote:And now for my official stances on a few issues:
These are great Mr. President (ok, a bit early for that title but with a platform like that November is a done deal :D )

I also would like to say thank you for my cabinet position, I'll make you proud!!
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Ilph wrote:I think I found us some more votes, too!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... eName=WDVW
They actually live 20 miles west of me, if you think we need them.
My whole world lies waiting behind DOOR #3! In the meantime, I am just sippin' on a margarita.........
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zanth wrote:
Ilph wrote:And now for my official stances on a few issues:
These are great Mr. President (ok, a bit early for that title but with a platform like that November is a done deal :D )

I also would like to say thank you for my cabinet position, I'll make you proud!!
I thought the Parrothead Nation would agree with most of those! :D
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finz83 wrote:
Ilph wrote:I think I found us some more votes, too!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... eName=WDVW
They actually live 20 miles west of me, if you think we need them.
Time to start rounding up some votes!!!
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I think there has to be a vacancy for ambassador to the southern hemisphere/southern cross for me :D
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creeky wrote:I think there has to be a vacancy for ambassador to the southern hemisphere/southern cross for me :D
Yup, I do believe there is...and since I am VP I think I will have to make a visit to personally make sure you are doing your job! Rob, book me a flight, please! 8)
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Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
creeky wrote:I think there has to be a vacancy for ambassador to the southern hemisphere/southern cross for me :D
Yup, I do believe there is...and since I am VP I think I will have to make a visit to personally make sure you are doing your job! Rob, book me a flight, please! 8)
Good idea - I need constant checking .....

I also believe I would need to be present at any "team meetings" or are they presidential meetings? anyway - if they could tie in with the tour dates for me, that would be great :)
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creeky wrote:
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
creeky wrote:I think there has to be a vacancy for ambassador to the southern hemisphere/southern cross for me :D
Yup, I do believe there is...and since I am VP I think I will have to make a visit to personally make sure you are doing your job! Rob, book me a flight, please! 8)
Good idea - I need constant checking .....

I also believe I would need to be present at any "team meetings" or are they presidential meetings? anyway - if they could tie in with the tour dates for me, that would be great :)
I would like to welcome Creeky to the administration as Ambassador to the Southern Hemisphere!

And BEG, you are more than welcome to visit Creeky and debrief her on the campaign, but sadly, our campaign doesn't have enough money to fly you down south. All of that money goes for tailgate parties, lawn seats and hula skirts.
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POOP :( :evil:
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Post by creeky »

But But ....

with our dollar being 70c for the USA dollar - she could come out here to check - and then she could purchase the tailgate supplies and hula skirts at a much lower price, thereby saving your government money! :D
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Post by Coconuts »

creeky wrote:
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
creeky wrote:I think there has to be a vacancy for ambassador to the southern hemisphere/southern cross for me :D
Yup, I do believe there is...and since I am VP I think I will have to make a visit to personally make sure you are doing your job! Rob, book me a flight, please! 8)
Good idea - I need constant checking .....

I also believe I would need to be present at any "team meetings" or are they presidential meetings? anyway - if they could tie in with the tour dates for me, that would be great :)
We can't have the meetings right around the show dates, those are national holidays (right? I might have to rethink this if not....)
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