The Cowboy Way

RhumChum · Post by **RhumChum** » June 9, 2004 1:16 pm

An accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing
side-by-side using the urinal.

The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing
and literally scrubbing his hands...clear up to his elbows ....
he used about 20 paper towels before he finished. He
turned to the other two men and commented,
"I graduated from the University of Michigan and they
taught us to be clean."

The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips
of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented,
"I graduated from the University of California and they
taught us to be environmentally conscious."

The cowboy zipped up and as he was walking out the
door said, "I graduated from the University of Texas
and they taught us not to p*** on our hands."

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » June 9, 2004 3:00 pm

RhumChum · Post by **RhumChum** » June 9, 2004 4:20 pm

Yeah . . . but you're goofy. You don't sleep at night!

Not that there's anything wrong with that . . . I don't either . . . usually . . .

Caribbean Soul Man · Post by **Caribbean Soul Man** » June 9, 2004 5:11 pm

An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a -------. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a -------."

Sidew13 · Post by **Sidew13** » June 9, 2004 6:10 pm

I'm a ------- and proud of it

Caribbean Soul Man · Post by **Caribbean Soul Man** » June 10, 2004 4:17 pm

Sidew13 wrote:I'm a ------- and proud of it

By the previous definition, I certainly am as well!