Blonde Police Officer

[buffettbride]

A blonde female police officer pulled over a blonde woman for speeding.
The blonde cop approached the car and asked the blonde for her driver's
licence.

The blonde driver asked, "What does a driver's license look like?" as she
searched through her purse.

The blonde cop said, "It's a little thing with your picture on it."

The Driver pulled out her powder compact, opened it, looked in the mirror
and handed it to the officer.

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the blonde and said, "If you'd told me you were a police officer, we could have avoided all this."

[Ilph]

[Ceol na Mara]

That reminds me of the old movie, "The Gracie Allen Murder Mystery". The cop asks her, "Can you identify yourself?" Gracie pulls out her compact and says, "Yes, that's me!"