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My kids (there are 2 but I'm counting them as 1) and my husband. Kind of lame, but what fun would it be all by myself?

A bottomless bottle of Yuengling Lager, and a mute nymphomaniac SI Swimsuit model.

Since the batteries would die eventually, mp3 players, laptops and cell phones wouldn't do much good. I think the Yuengling and SI model work for me.

A tool box (so I can build somplace to live) and a fun phriend that can bring coppertone Bug & Sun and the Buffett tunes. (Ok, that's kind of 4, but assigned 2 to the other person, so that's still within the rules, right?)

Ok I will play along even though I do not know if it is geographically possible to have a desert Island biome.

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Ilph wrote:Just two things? Hmmmm, how about another boat and a GPS

OK thats what I was going to say.... GPHMTA

"Say you were stranded on a desert island. If you could only bring two things...(saying you had to jump of a boat) what would you bring?"

I think spouse's, keets, and close phriends should be "gimme's" in answer to this question...

My 1st thought was toilet paper, but what fun would that be?

I would bring a solar powered cd player, and my full 200 cd holder.

A map (for the beer run) and a tooth brush for the next morning!

LOVEandLUCK wrote:Say you were stranded on a desert island.
If you could only bring two things...(saying you had to jump of a boat) what would you bring?

Hmm...says desert island but does not say deserted. Are there hot native women on this island? If so would drastically change the game...

An endless bottle of rum and Molly Sims.

The boyfriend, some booze, and maybe some of monkeyboy's lubricant. (we might get bored and drunk and wanna try stuff )

MojosMama wrote:The boyfriend, some booze, and maybe some of monkeyboy's lubricant. (we might get bored and drunk and wanna try stuff )

You could try coconut oil...

PA PAR8 HED wrote:A BIG trunk of booze and a laptop with a wireless internet connection so I could listen to all the Buffett shows on RM

Don't get me wrong, I love the BIG trunk of booze idea... But if you had a wireless internet connection would you really be stranded????

MojosMama wrote:The boyfriend, some booze, and maybe some of monkeyboy's lubricant. (we might get bored and drunk and wanna try stuff )

Like they say, "It's only kinky the first time."

You know the difference between kinky and perverted? If you're kinky you use a feather. A pervert uses the whole chicken.

LIPH wrote:You know the difference between kinky and perverted? If you're kinky you use a feather. A pervert uses the whole chicken.

Dirty old man...

zanth wrote:

LIPH wrote:You know the difference between kinky and perverted? If you're kinky you use a feather. A pervert uses the whole chicken.

Dirty old man...

Gawd....did anyone else see that episode of Family Business with Cousin Stevie auditioning ..ahem....acts? The freak with the rubber chicken and the person in the dog suit?

LIPH wrote:Since the batteries would die eventually, mp3 players, laptops and cell phones wouldn't do much good. .

i only need the cell phone long enough to get everyone there.



are we all stranded on the same island? if so then we are going to be one drunk group of people and another thing if we are all stranded together then i think we will all be pretty well off with each person bringing two things a piece.

I'd probably bring the coarl reefer badn and Jimmy, I'm sure they woudl bring the rest of the important stuff. And if we ever ran out of tequilla we could have robert g hop on hte hemisphere dancer and make a packi run.