Finally A Smart Blonde

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Finally, a smart Blonde joke! Good thinking no matter what the hair
color!!

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks
and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will
need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over
the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in
front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out.
The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at
the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a
$5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the
Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest,which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss,
we are very happy to have had your business, and this
transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little
puzzled. "While you were away, we checked you out and found that you
are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to
borrow $5,000?"
The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park
my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there
when I return?"

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