(with apologies to Dave Loggins)
Please come to Great Woods in the Springtime
The tailgating is great and they’ve got lotsa room
Tequila, Jello shooters and Coronas
(Pack this party up—the concert’s starting soon)
Please come to Great Woods
He said no, I’ll be at Fenway
{Refrain}
And he said, hey parrotheads, why don’t you settle down
Great Woods ain’t your kinda town
It’s full of golf fans and it’s getting too small for me
My manager plans the tour stops, doncha see.
Please come to Merriweather Post Pavilion
The fans down here have loved you for a lotta years
We promise to be cool with all the cops there
And wait ‘til we’re inside to buy $8 beers
To Merriweather Post Pavilion
He just said no, I’ll see you at Fenway
{Refrain}
And he said, hey parrotheads, why don’t you settle down
Merriweather ain’t your kinda town
It’s full of cops and it’s getting too small for me
My manager plans the tour stops, doncha see.
{Bridge}
Now this year’s tour goes 'round and 'round
And I doubt that it's ever gonna stop
But of all the shed’s he’s played before
And all the tour stops
I still need to cling to
Buffett songs to sing to
Please come to Balto in September
Camden Yards is huge and we’d have lotsa room
It’s right downtown, adjacent to the Harbor
We can take the light-rail or just rent a room
Please come to Balto
He said no, I’ll see you at Fenway
{Refrain}
And he said, hey parrotheads, why don’t you settle down
Balto ain’t my kinda town
Peter Angelos is makin’ it tough for me
My manager plans the tour stops, doncha see.
