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To all you dog lovers out there and those who understand
the difference between Yankees and Southerners...

A Translation Of Yankee Dogs To Southern Dawgs

(Yankee) German Shepherd Dog
(Southern) Poh-leece Dawg

(Yankee) Poodle
(Southern) Circus Dawg

(Yankee) St. Bernard
(Southern) "Thank Gawd, Here Comes The Whiskey Dawg"

(Yankee) Doberman Pinscher
(Southern-2 versions) Bad Dawg, or Dobimin Pinches

(Yankee) Beagle
(Southern) Rabbit Dawg

(Yankee) Rottweiler
(Southern) Bad Dawg AND Mean As Heck Dawg. Good dawg to guard
the still.

(Yankee) Yellow Lab
(Southern) Ol' Yeller Dawg

(Yankee) Black Lab
(Southern) Duck fetchin' Dawg

(Yankee) Greyhound
(Southern) Greased Lightnin' Dawg

(Yankee) Malinois
(Southern) Another kind of Poh-leece Dawg

(Yankee) Blue Ticks, Red Bones, etc.
(Southern) Prize Coon Dawgs

(Yankee) Pekinese
(Southern) Mop Dawg

(Yankee) Chinese Crested
(Southern) Nekkid Dawg

(Yankee) Dachshund
(Southern) Wienie Dawg

(Yankee) Siberian Husky
(Southern) Sled-Pullin' Dawg

(Yankee) Bouvier, Komondor
(Southern) "What The Heck Kinda Dawg Is That?"

(Yankee) Great Dane, Mastiff
(Southern) Danged BIG Dawg (here , they say "Big Ol Dawg")

(Yankee) Any dog that raids the hen house
(Southern) Egg-Suckin' Dawg

(Yankee) Any lazy dog
(Southern) Good fer nothin' Dawg

(Yankee) Any dog that's dead & buried & gone to Rainbow Bridge
(Southern) Best danged Dawg I ever had

That's just great. Even as a Auburn fan, I can appreciate Southern dawgs.

Very cute!

I like those!!

Prthd119 wrote:
(Yankee) Black Lab
(Southern) Duck fetchin' Dawg

I wish. My black lab is absolutely terrified of water. She's lucky she's cute, cuz she sure ain't got much else going for her

[quote="Prthd119").


(Yankee) Blue Ticks, Red Bones, etc.
(Southern) Prize Coon Dawgs


BOY ya'all know thats a coon HOUND......

Notice to people who visit my home.

1. The dog lives here...you don't.

2. If you don't want dog hair on your clothes, stay off the
furniture.

3. Yes, he has some disgusting habits. So do I and so do
you............ What's your point?

4. OF COURSE he smells like a dog.

5. It's his nature to try to sniff your crotch. Please feel
free to sniff his.

6. I like him a lot better than I like most people.

7. To you he's a dog. To me he's an adopted son, who is
short, hairy, walks on all fours, doesn't speak clearly, and
hates cats. I have no problem with any of these things.

8. Dogs are better than kids: they eat less, don't ask for
money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when
called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug using
friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about whether
they have the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes,
don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they get
pregnant you can sell the pups.