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Armstrong to be stripped of 6th Tour de France title
Posted: August 4, 2004 11:10 pm
by Bob Roberts
An article stating that the Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title was recently published in a French newspaper.
In a random check for banned substances, 3 substances were found in Lance
Armstrong's hotel room that are banned by the French:
Toothpaste,
deodorant,
and soap.
Sorry, I couldn't post this in the joke forum because it wouldn't catch you off guard as much. Saw this on another board and thought it was funny enough to pass along.

Posted: August 4, 2004 11:13 pm
by East Texas Parrothead
You scared the beejeezus outta me.
Note to self: Believe only 1/2 of what you read.
But, it was funny!
Posted: August 4, 2004 11:14 pm
by ragtopW
Now that my heart has restarted!!!!
Very funny BOB
Brent Burns is right ,F the French
Posted: August 4, 2004 11:15 pm
by springparrot
East Texas Parrothead wrote:You scared the beejeezus outta me.
Note to self: Believe only 1/2 of what you read.
But, it was funny!
I knew Terry would panic!
Posted: August 4, 2004 11:55 pm
by ejr
Very well played!
Posted: August 5, 2004 12:03 am
by lovin_jimmy
that is bad....

Posted: August 5, 2004 12:30 am
by Lastplaneout
Posted: August 5, 2004 12:36 am
by prrthd1987
ragtopW wrote:Now that my heart has restarted!!!!
Very funny BOB
Yeah, BOB!!!
Posted: August 5, 2004 6:19 am
by creeky
Posted: August 5, 2004 7:19 am
by semitruths
Posted: August 5, 2004 7:45 am
by aquaholic
that's funny
Posted: August 5, 2004 7:56 am
by CUparrot
You had me going there, too, Bob.

Posted: August 5, 2004 8:02 am
by phjrsaunt
You are very baaaaad, Bob Roberts!

Re: Armstrong to be stripped of 6th Tour de France title
Posted: August 5, 2004 8:14 am
by Dr.Corona
Bob Roberts wrote:
In a random check for banned substances, 3 substances were found in Lance
Armstrong's hotel room that are banned by the French:
Toothpaste,
deodorant,
and soap.
Not necessarily in that order !!!
Posted: August 5, 2004 8:40 am
by kitty
very good!

Posted: August 5, 2004 10:03 am
by PHBeerman
Dude you got me. I read the title and before I opened it I went to ESPN. Nothing there, then I came back to get the scoop. All I can say is You're a Rat Bas****!!! In the kindest way of course.

Posted: August 5, 2004 10:06 am
by margaritamyers
Posted: August 5, 2004 10:25 am
by unclejohn
Posted: August 5, 2004 12:05 pm
by citcat
Posted: August 5, 2004 12:33 pm
by diamonddan
testicular fortitude does not show up in urine samples.