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nycparrothead wrote: Brother Frank, I respect your passion to spread fruitfulness and express new ideas for spreading the wealth of the human race throughout the planet. You are truly one of God's most special children.
I agree, Brother Monkey. The Lord did say the meek shall inherit the earth. And yes, we have all heard of people like Mother Theresa, Ghandi, The Dali LLama, and such, but it is the everyday people like Brother Frank that really spread the good word of the Lord.
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desert parrot wrote:all be judged by the goodness of our hearts and our actions along the way...
So, basically, Frank, Monkey and I are going to heaven?
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desert parrot wrote:Same God....Different Churches...

And it won't matter in the end as no matter what faith,church, book or bible you hold as your own we will all be judged by the goodness of our hearts and our actions along the way...
JUDGED BY WHO? :-?
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zanth wrote:
nycparrothead wrote: Brother Frank, I respect your passion to spread fruitfulness and express new ideas for spreading the wealth of the human race throughout the planet. You are truly one of God's most special children.
I agree, Brother Monkey. The Lord did say the meek shall inherit the earth. And yes, we have all heard of people like Mother Theresa, Ghandi, The Dali LLama, and such, but it is the everyday people like Brother Frank that really spread the good word of the Lord.
WELL THE MEEK MAY INHERIT THE EARTH,BUT THEN THE STRONG WILL BEAT THEM UP AND TAKE IT AWAY :pirate:
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zanth wrote:
desert parrot wrote:all be judged by the goodness of our hearts and our actions along the way...
So, basically, Frank, Monkey and I are going to heaven?
Spork yeah we are Brother Goat Boy!!
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tommcat327 wrote:
desert parrot wrote:Same God....Different Churches...

And it won't matter in the end as no matter what faith,church, book or bible you hold as your own we will all be judged by the goodness of our hearts and our actions along the way...
JUDGED BY WHO? :-?
Don't you know anything???? Judge Judy you moron!!! :x
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Trick question...Lemme is god.
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zanth wrote:
tommcat327 wrote:
desert parrot wrote:Same God....Different Churches...

And it won't matter in the end as no matter what faith,church, book or bible you hold as your own we will all be judged by the goodness of our hearts and our actions along the way...
JUDGED BY WHO? :-?
Don't you know anything???? Judge Judy you moron!!! :x
OH :oops:
I DONT MUCH CARE FOR HER. :x
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tommcat327 wrote:I DONT MUCH CARE FOR HER. :x
She ain't a big fan of yours either scumbag! :P
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tommcat327 wrote:
zanth wrote:
Don't you know anything???? Judge Judy you moron!!! :x
OH :oops:
I DONT MUCH CARE FOR HER. :x
Blasphemer!!!! Burn the heretic!!!!!!!!!
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zanth wrote:
tommcat327 wrote:
zanth wrote:
Don't you know anything???? Judge Judy you moron!!! :x
OH :oops:
I DONT MUCH CARE FOR HER. :x
Blasphemer!!!! Burn the heretic!!!!!!!!!
No kidding!!! What's next?? Is he gonna say he doesn't like Oprah either? :roll: :roll:
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nycparrothead wrote:
zanth wrote:
tommcat327 wrote:
zanth wrote:
Don't you know anything???? Judge Judy you moron!!! :x
OH :oops:
I DONT MUCH CARE FOR HER. :x
Blasphemer!!!! Burn the heretic!!!!!!!!!
No kidding!!! What's next?? Is he gonna say he doesn't like Oprah either? :roll: :roll:
Prolly has a sick twisted fantasy about Donahue, a leather dress, and 4 pineapples :evil:
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zanth wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:
zanth wrote:
tommcat327 wrote:
zanth wrote:
Don't you know anything???? Judge Judy you moron!!! :x
OH :oops:
I DONT MUCH CARE FOR HER. :x
Blasphemer!!!! Burn the heretic!!!!!!!!!
No kidding!!! What's next?? Is he gonna say he doesn't like Oprah either? :roll: :roll:
Prolly has a sick twisted fantasy about Donahue, a leather dress, and 4 pineapples :evil:
WELL I DIDNT GET THOSE FANTASIES UNTIL I SAW THOSE PICTURES YOU SENT ME OF YOU AND FRANK
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tommcat327 wrote:WELL I DIDNT GET THOSE FANTASIES UNTIL I SAW THOSE PICTURES YOU SENT ME OF YOU AND FRANK
Dude, look at your keyboard. Hit the key to the left of the A key. Now type...
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tommcat327 wrote:WELL I DIDNT GET THOSE FANTASIES UNTIL I SAW THOSE PICTURES YOU SENT ME OF YOU AND FRANK
Hey! No need to drag me into this den of debauchary. I was just hiding in the corner praying.
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zanth wrote:
tommcat327 wrote:WELL I DIDNT GET THOSE FANTASIES UNTIL I SAW THOSE PICTURES YOU SENT ME OF YOU AND FRANK
Dude, look at your keyboard. Hit the key to the left of the A key. Now type...
HA HA!!! TOM IS A RETARD!!! TOM IS A RETARD!!!! :P :P :P
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zanth wrote:
tommcat327 wrote:WELL I DIDNT GET THOSE FANTASIES UNTIL I SAW THOSE PICTURES YOU SENT ME OF YOU AND FRANK
Dude, look at your keyboard. Hit the key to the left of the A key. Now type...
I REMOVED THAT KEY FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE
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nycparrothead wrote:
zanth wrote:
tommcat327 wrote:WELL I DIDNT GET THOSE FANTASIES UNTIL I SAW THOSE PICTURES YOU SENT ME OF YOU AND FRANK
Dude, look at your keyboard. Hit the key to the left of the A key. Now type...
HA HA!!! TOM IS A RETARD!!! TOM IS A RETARD!!!! :P :P :P
THAT STILL MAKES ME TWICE AS SMART AS YOU,MORON :roll:
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rednekkPH wrote:
tommcat327 wrote:WELL I DIDNT GET THOSE FANTASIES UNTIL I SAW THOSE PICTURES YOU SENT ME OF YOU AND FRANK
Hey! No need to drag me into this den of debauchary. I was just hiding in the corner praying.
I'M SURE YOU WERE IN THE CORNER BUT I DONT THINK THEY CALL THAT PRAYING
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tommcat327 wrote:
rednekkPH wrote:
tommcat327 wrote:WELL I DIDNT GET THOSE FANTASIES UNTIL I SAW THOSE PICTURES YOU SENT ME OF YOU AND FRANK
Hey! No need to drag me into this den of debauchary. I was just hiding in the corner praying.
I'M SURE YOU WERE IN THE CORNER BUT I DONT THINK THEY CALL THAT PRAYING
Praying to the one-eyed worm! :lol:
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