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nycparrothead wrote: HA HA!!! TOM IS A RETARD!!! TOM IS A RETARD!!!! :P :P :P
This is why he is not one of the Lord's chosen people...
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psalms 9:11-13
God so loved the earth he gave his only begotten monkey. So that all that that inhabit the earth would have someone to laugh at.
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nycparrothead wrote: Praying to the one-eyed worm! :lol:
3-eyed :o
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PHBeerman wrote:psalms 9:11-13
God so loved the earth he gave his only begotten monkey. So that all that that inhabit the earth would have someone to laugh at.
Puh-Salms 13: 1-6574
"And the monkey did spank, and the people did laugh"
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zanth wrote:
nycparrothead wrote: HA HA!!! TOM IS A RETARD!!! TOM IS A RETARD!!!! :P :P :P
This is why he is not one of the Lord's chosen people...
YOUR GOD DOESNT LIKE RETARDS?? :o
An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.
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tommcat327 wrote:
zanth wrote:
nycparrothead wrote: HA HA!!! TOM IS A RETARD!!! TOM IS A RETARD!!!! :P :P :P
This is why he is not one of the Lord's chosen people...
YOUR GOD DOESNT LIKE RETARDS?? :o
He's not my god. God is not a possession, like the Barely Legal magazine you have in your sock drawer, only to be enjoyed by you. God is like a strip club, where anyone can come and enjoy the beauty bestowed upon the world :D
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tommcat327 wrote:
zanth wrote:
nycparrothead wrote: HA HA!!! TOM IS A RETARD!!! TOM IS A RETARD!!!! :P :P :P
This is why he is not one of the Lord's chosen people...
YOUR GOD DOESNT LIKE RETARDS?? :o
No he is ok with (as we civilized people like to say) the mentally handicapted. He just thinks you are a heathen
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zanth wrote:God is like a strip club
I'm nearly certain that this is the first time in the history of man that such a comparison has been made!!! Bravo, Brother Goat Boy! :P :P :P
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nycparrothead wrote:
zanth wrote:God is like a strip club
I'm nearly certain that this is the first time in the history of man that such a comparison has been made!!! Bravo, Brother Goat Boy! :P :P :P
What can I say, I am inspired by the wonderful things he has blessed us with, namely nice round bouncy funbags :D
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zanth wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:
zanth wrote:God is like a strip club
I'm nearly certain that this is the first time in the history of man that such a comparison has been made!!! Bravo, Brother Goat Boy! :P :P :P
What can I say, I am inspired by the wonderful things he has blessed us with, namely nice round bouncy funbags :D
And naturally growing herbs, combined with various ceramics with which to enjoy them! :P
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You know God is a man because if he was a she. Implants would not exist.
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PHBeerman wrote:You God is a man because if he was a she. Implants would not exist.
Preach on Brother Beerman!!! Halleluiah!!!!
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PHBeerman wrote:You know God is a man because if he was a she. Implants would not exist.

yea they would!!!!! Penal implants would be very popular!!!!!
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PHBeerman wrote:You know God is a man because if he was a she. Implants would not exist.
But, what if God was a small tittied woman? Wouldn't she want to make them more "almighty"?
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nycparrothead wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:You know God is a man because if he was a she. Implants would not exist.
But, what if God was a small tittied woman? Wouldn't she want to make them more "almighty"?
Don't be silly God is Bountiful
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PHBeerman wrote:
tommcat327 wrote:
zanth wrote:
nycparrothead wrote: HA HA!!! TOM IS A RETARD!!! TOM IS A RETARD!!!! :P :P :P
This is why he is not one of the Lord's chosen people...
YOUR GOD DOESNT LIKE RETARDS?? :o
No he is ok with (as we civilized people like to say) the mentally handicapted. He just thinks you are a heathen
REALLY?THE HANDICAPTED?
An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.
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PHBeerman wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:You know God is a man because if he was a she. Implants would not exist.
But, what if God was a small tittied woman? Wouldn't she want to make them more "almighty"?
Don't be silly God is Bountiful
Bountiful = Well hung?
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tommcat327 wrote:
desert parrot wrote:Same God....Different Churches...

And it won't matter in the end as no matter what faith,church, book or bible you hold as your own we will all be judged by the goodness of our hearts and our actions along the way...
JUDGED BY WHO? :-?
Hell if I know who....Assuming there is anyone there after I die, I suppose that'll be the person....

There was this French philosopher back in some early century who basically said something to the effect that when calculating the odds that there is a god, wouldn't it be better to take the bet that there is rather than there is not? This way, if there is, you made the right bet. If there is no god than it don't matter nohow anyway!!!

The Church of Buffett - Disorganized...the home of all former alterboys and excommunicated catholics!!!
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tommcat327 wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
tommcat327 wrote:
zanth wrote:
nycparrothead wrote: HA HA!!! TOM IS A RETARD!!! TOM IS A RETARD!!!! :P :P :P
This is why he is not one of the Lord's chosen people...
YOUR GOD DOESNT LIKE RETARDS?? :o
No he is ok with (as we civilized people like to say) the mentally handicapted. He just thinks you are a heathen
REALLY?THE HANDICAPTED?
God forgives me for that mistake.
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PHBeerman wrote:You know God is a man because if he was a she. Implants would not exist.
IF A GOD ACTUALLY EXISTED,IMPLANTS WOULD NOT BE NEEDED
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