Religion for dummies

zanth · Post by **zanth** » August 5, 2004 3:57 pm

nycparrothead wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
Don't be silly God is Bountiful
Bountiful = Well hung?

And always seeking holy places...

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » August 5, 2004 3:57 pm

PHBeerman wrote:God forgives me for that mistake.

But he still thinks you're a damn moron.

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » August 5, 2004 3:58 pm

zanth wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
Don't be silly God is Bountiful
Bountiful = Well hung?
And always seeking holy places...

hole-y?

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » August 5, 2004 3:58 pm

nycparrothead wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:God forgives me for that mistake.
But he still thinks you're a damn moron.

Hell I think that.

tommcat327 · Post by **tommcat327** » August 5, 2004 3:58 pm

desert parrot wrote: Hell if I know who....Assuming there is anyone there after I die, I suppose that'll be the person....

There was this French philosopher back in some early century who basically said something to the effect that when calculating the odds that there is a god, wouldn't it be better to take the bet that there is rather than there is not? This way, if there is, you made the right bet. If there is no god than it don't matter nohow anyway!!!

The Church of Buffett - Disorganized...the home of all former alterboys and excommunicated catholics!!!

IF YOU BELIEVED IN GOD JUST TO BRING YOUR ODDS UP OF NOT GOING TO HELL I THINK YOU'D BE IN TROUBLE WITH HIM IF HE WERE REAL

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » August 5, 2004 3:59 pm

ph4ever wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:You know God is a man because if he was a she. Implants would not exist.

yea they would!!!!! Penal implants would be very popular!!!!!

You beat me to it!!!!! BTW owwwwww

zanth · Post by **zanth** » August 5, 2004 3:59 pm

rednekkPH wrote:
zanth wrote:
nycparrothead wrote: Bountiful = Well hung?
And always seeking holy places...
hole-y?

duh

Coconuts · Post by **Coconuts** » August 5, 2004 3:59 pm

rednekkPH wrote:
tommcat327 wrote:WELL I DIDNT GET THOSE FANTASIES UNTIL I SAW THOSE PICTURES YOU SENT ME OF YOU AND FRANK
Hey! No need to drag me into this den of debauchary. I was just hiding in the corner praying.

Being on your knees doesn't count as praying...

tommcat327 · Post by **tommcat327** » August 5, 2004 3:59 pm

TIME TO GO HOME,PEACE BE WITH YOU MY RETARDED BROTHERS

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » August 5, 2004 4:00 pm

tommcat327 wrote:IF YOU BELIEVED IN GOD JUST TO BRING YOUR ODDS UP OF NOT GOING TO HELL I THINK YOU'D BE IN TROUBLE WITH HIM IF HE WERE REAL

Does Vegas make odds on this by the way?

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » August 5, 2004 4:00 pm

tommcat327 wrote:TIME TO GO HOME,PEACE BE WITH YOU MY RETARDED BROTHERS

Good bye, evil heretic!

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » August 5, 2004 4:00 pm

ragtopW wrote:
ph4ever wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:You know God is a man because if he was a she. Implants would not exist.

yea they would!!!!! Penal implants would be very popular!!!!!
You beat me to it!!!!! BTW owwwwww

But they are not. The frequency of orgasms is more proof that God is Male.

desert parrot · Post by **desert parrot** » August 5, 2004 4:00 pm

tommcat327 wrote:
desert parrot wrote: Hell if I know who....Assuming there is anyone there after I die, I suppose that'll be the person....

There was this French philosopher back in some early century who basically said something to the effect that when calculating the odds that there is a god, wouldn't it be better to take the bet that there is rather than there is not? This way, if there is, you made the right bet. If there is no god than it don't matter nohow anyway!!!

The Church of Buffett - Disorganized...the home of all former alterboys and excommunicated catholics!!!
IF YOU BELIEVED IN GOD JUST TO BRING YOUR ODDS UP OF NOT GOING TO HELL I THINK YOU'D BE IN TROUBLE WITH HIM IF HE WERE REAL

Shucks...I am going to be in so much trouble anyway, what's the harm of a little wager?

zanth · Post by **zanth** » August 5, 2004 4:00 pm

Coconuts wrote: Being on your knees doesn't count as praying...

Sounds like the voice of experience here...

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » August 5, 2004 4:01 pm

tommcat327 wrote:TIME TO GO HOME,PEACE BE WITH YOU MY RETARDED BROTHERS

Hell is where you hang your hat brother Tom. I will pray for you.

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » August 5, 2004 4:01 pm

ragtopW wrote:
ph4ever wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:You know God is a man because if he was a she. Implants would not exist.

yea they would!!!!! Penal implants would be very popular!!!!!
You beat me to it!!!!! BTW owwwwww

Sometimes I'm fast

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » August 5, 2004 4:01 pm

rednekkPH wrote:If god is all powerful, can he make an altar boy so ugly even a priest won't molest him?

Yep, they call em nuns

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » August 5, 2004 4:02 pm

There's a lot of talk in the bible about the second coming of Christ. When that happens, will we need umbrellas?

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » August 5, 2004 4:03 pm

Coconuts wrote: Being on your knees doesn't count as praying...

Guess it depends on what's in front of you ? Porcelan god sure has heard a few of my prayers.. like "oh god, when am I gonna stop puking"

zanth · Post by **zanth** » August 5, 2004 4:03 pm

nycparrothead wrote:There's a lot of talk in the bible about the second coming of Christ. When that happens, will we need umbrellas?

Yeah dude, it's been like 2000 years, think about it